Oh, Mercenaries mode, how I loathe thee! I've been playing a little too much of it and the online modes XD! Did you ever wonder what was going through the character's minds as they were racking up combos, dodging attacks, and knocking into time crystals? Well, you're in luck! Every chapter, I'll choose a random character and a random stage and see what happens lol! Enjoy!

Leon S. Kennedy, former Raccoon City police officer, randomly appeared in an abandoned Chinese store. He tried to scope his surroundings, but his had wouldn't turn around. In fact, he couldn't move at all!

"Where... am I? This looks familiar..." Leon thought to himself as mysterious text flashed before his eyes.

This is BSAA Echo Team! We have a chopper en route to your position now! You'll have to hold out against hostiles until we get there!

"Hello? Who's there? What's going on? Why am I here?" Suddenly, an annoying techno tune began to deafeningly play throughout the shopping district.

MISSION START ~ URBAN CHAOS

000/150

Score

0000000

A timer appeared on top of Leon's head and begun to count down from two minutes. 1:59, 1:58, 1:57... Suddenly, Leon dashed into an arcade of some sort.

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but... OOHHHH a yellow hourglass! Woooah!" The ex-cop slid into a yellow time crystal, which added ninety-seconds to his time limit.

"Ohhhh, now I get it! I have to find these crystals to add seconds to my time!" Before Leon could exit the arcade to find the other time crystals, a nasty J'avo with the hunger for Leon's flesh strolled into the arcade. Leon quickly pulled out his handgun and fired two shots into the incoming J'avo's head. Right behind it were two more J'avo, both armed with sticks. Leon ran up to the former and smashed its head with its weapon. The latter fell to the same fate.

"3 Combo? Sweet!" That stupid grin... "Could someone turn this music off? I'm not in a club! HELLO!" Well, that scream caught the attention of many J'avo, who were all quickly running toward Mr. Kennedy, eager to chomp on his limbs.

Leon planned his route and dashed into an adjacent shop. He noticed another time crystal was behind a makeshift counter. He made a run for it, with J'avo dogs barely missing him. He slid into the second time crystal, adding sixty-seconds to his timer.

Unforuntely, Leon does not possess cat-like reflexes and one of the rabid J'avo dogs jumped on top of him and began to chew his head off, draining his health one block at a time. Before Leon knew it, he had entered the dying state.

"YOU GOTTA... HELP ME! SAVE... ME!" Yeah, like that J'avo dog'll listen to you. A swarm of J'avo dogs crowded over him and with one final hit, killed Leon.

Hahahahaha. A dog killed you. How pathetic, Leon S. Kennedy. How pathetic.

RESULT

LEON S. KENNEDY ~ URBAN CHAOS

MEDALS

Died

Achieved a 3-Hit Combo

Countered an Enemy's Attack

RANK: E

SCORE: 900

"You don't have to be THAT harsh... I tried my best!"

Of course you did, Leon. Of course you did.

Well, that's Leon's Mercenaries adventure! I hope you liked it! Those stupid dogs get me, too! I really hate them; they're so annoying! Anyway, see you for the next run! Please review!

P.S. There is a poll on my profile asking you to vote on who your favorite RE character is so if you want to vote for that, please do! ^_^ It'll be interesting to see who gets the most votes!