So this one is quite long! I just couldn't stop writing haha! Hope you enjoy and much love to all those who have reviewed and subscribed etc! :D
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I was ready to kill myself.
I was sure the woman in front of me was talking but I could only see her mouth moving and 'blah blah blah' was what I was hearing. I had my head resting in my hand and my eyes half closed, I gave a exhausted sigh as the old woman rambled on. So I let my mind wonder.
Ugh it's going to take weeks to get the disgusting smell out of my car thanks to Blossom. What was her problem? After 4 years I've never know her to be sick or ill of any sort so it was kind of strange, and her little 'breakdown' in the lobby was also a big u-turn for her personality too. Hmm maybe it was her time of the month or something...
"Well?"
I snapped back to reality with the little old woman looking at me with her beady eyes.
"Huh?"
"My credit rating?"
I swear asking Brick to hook me up at this bank for a living was my worst idea ever! I only wanted it for the hot blond that worked here, turned out the only reason I got this god forsaking job was because she was leaving! Irony.
"Well I'll get someone to review your files and we'll back to you in a couple of days" I fobbed her off not in the mood to be dealing with the elderly today. She stuck her nose in the air and narrowed her eyes before shuffling out.
I groaned and put my head in my hands.
"Asleep on the job tsk tsk"
I look up to see Boomer leaning on the counter.
"Bugger off I've had one heck of a day already" I say putting my head back in my hand.
"Why"
"I had Blossom throw up in my car, I was then late for work, I've had call after call of problem and now I've got your ugly mug hanging over my counter" I said in a monotone voice, Boomer let out a low whistle and chuckled.
"That is bad, Blossom threw up in your car? Ha ha harsh"
My temper was rising quickly.
"What do you want?" I asked through gritted teeth
"Oh yeah well I've seen everyone else and I've got a gig in two days so make sure your pretty ass can make it" He said beginning to stand after slouching over everything.
"No" I said simply.
Boomer grinned and began to head for the exit but not before calling back to me.
"Glad your going to make it! Oh and the girls are coming over for dinner"
I moaned again.
"I'm off on my break!"
'Hey this is Brick I can't make it so leave a message and if I like you I might call you back' BEEP
"Brick for god sake! This is the 7th voicemail I have left you, where are you? The girls are coming for dinner and he have nothing in because YOU haven't been grocery shopping! So I'm ordering takeout off YOUR card!"
I hung up and looked around the apartment tapping my fingers against the counter. I had already ordered pizza and the extra's and all there was now to do was wait.
'Buzz'
I jumped for my cell in haste across the counter so I was sprawled on my stomach. I opened my phone to find a text from Rebecca my kind of sort of girlfriend, we hadn't slapped a label on it or anything but we practically where. I smile a goofy smile I opened the text, my eyebrows shot into my hair line and a low giggle escaped my lips (yes that's right I giggled!)
"I miss something?" I spun round on my stomach and accidently slipped off the side of the counter, my phone slid across the floor and I noticed it landed at someone's trainer clad feet. Looking up I saw lime green eyes staring down at me.
"Buttercup?"
To my horror she bent down and picked up my phone.
"Hey! Don't look at-!" I tried to untangle myself from the floor and onto my feet.
"Whoa!" Was all she said before thrusting my cell into my chest, I snapped it shut as she walked pasted me.
"Hey don't be judging me! I have to suffer the sounds of you and the douchy whimpy -partly gay I'm sure- Dan guy most nights!" I rage back, offended she was judge me.
"He is not gay!" Buttercup fires back, I roll my eyes.
"Yeah right and Jennifer Aniston is a lesbian" I say sarcastically
"You wish"
"Yes I do-"
"Why are you always hating on Dan?" She questions, it was also a question I frequently ask myself. I had never liked Dan he was weak he was overly mushy and cheesy taking Buttercup out of dates in front of the sunset or to the cinema to some lame romance. Where as I know she would much rather go to a hockey game and eat chilli dogs or black out the apartment and watch a maxed out thriller.
He just wasn't right for her.
I was much more suited, that doesn't mean I like her or anything! I mean sure her eyes are the most amazing shade of jade and her hair was just the right style that looked good anytime any place. And her body? Phorr!
But I was seeing this chick Rebecca who I actually really like, but she was no Buttercup and beside she was my best friend.
No best friends do not date!
Never going to happen.
Just... friends.
"Because he likes Mamma Mia I mean what's that all about?" I cover up quickly walking over to the chair opposite her, I see her smirk slightly before Bubbles and Boomer come through the door.
"Butch? Where's dinner?" Bubbles says seeing no preparation in the kitchen.
"Take out"
"Excellent!" Boomer says rubbing him hands together, they both take a seat.
"So Bubbles how's the cafe?" Buttercup asks, Bubbles seems to shuffle suspiciously before smiling lightly.
"Okay, things are... looking up" She says with some amount of certainty, I sure we where all dying to press the situation further but Bubbles had something genuine in her words so no one questioned it.
"What about you Buttercup? How's the gym business going?" Boomer asks
"Good, a few new members so I keeping up financially. However Dan said he wants to see me tomorrow he said 'we need to talk' I mean what does that mean?" Buttercup asks her eyebrows furrowed together. Now if it had just been me and her I would have said he wants to end the whole thing, but that probably isn't the right way to put things (even though that's probably true.) Thus a females perspective is probably better.
"Maybe this is a good thing? not all 'we need to talk' situations are bad" Bubbles explains
"He wants to break up with me" Buttercup blurts out. The slight excitement from what she said surprised me. Excitement? Where did that come from?
"No he doesn't Dan loves you" Bubbles tries to reason.
A short stab of jealousy hits me. Wait jealousy? She's me friend! My friend! And I have Rebecca! To stop myself from screwing my mind up anymore I flip my phone open and look at the picture Rebecca had sent me and replied to her message.
I managed to block out the rambling for the rest of the group until the sound of someone at the door startled me. I walked over and paid for the take out (curtsey of Brick) and everyone grabbed something.
"Wait where a Blossom and Brick?" Bubbles asked
"Hang on" Boomer says walking across the hall and opening the girls apartment door.
"BLOSSOM BRICK, STOP SCREWING THE FOOD IS HERE!"
He yells, I laugh at the possible truth behind his words and wouldn't be anymore surprised if they both suddenly turned up.
"Give them, 5 minuets to get themselves together" Boomer says grabbing a slice of pizza, I high five him as we all sit down.
5 minuets later we hear the familiar sound of feet from the hallway.
"What did I tell ya?" Boomer said, we all smirked and Bubbles looked somewhat disapproved. Suddenly we heard raised voices and the door was slammed open. They where both still in there work clothes so they obviously wasn't across the hall.
"Your being such an asshole! I don't know why I ever bothered with you!" Blossom screamed, Brick marched across the room before spinning round.
"Yeah? Me either! I could have gone and got a hooker and not have all the shit you throw on me!" Brick shot back just as enraged. What the hell is going on?
"Thrown on you? Well if YOU hadn't had been so careless I wouldn't be in this mess!"
"Me being careless?" Brick looks as if he's been slapped.
"Well if you hadn't have been begging me every night! Then we wouldn't have a problem!" Brick went to walk into his room but Blossom grabbed his arms and swung him to face her
"Me begging you? If anything you practically tore my clothes off!"
Boomer laughed and Bubbles shot him a look.
"You might not even be pregnant!" Brick yells.
We all gasp.
Pregnant?
Blossom and Brick?
Sweet sweet karma. Blossom and Brick spun round and faced us all of us slack jawed. You could hear a pin drop with the errie silence that fell upon us, Blossom looked horrified and Brick looked damn near furious. I looked around to see Buttercup looking rather annoyed and Bubbles looked at Blossom in sympathy. Boomer looked utterly bewildered which was probably how I looked.
"What?" Boomer found his voice first, the two redheads seem to be frozen until Blossom snapped her head to glare at Brick.
"I hope your happy!" There was a venomous tone to her voice as she stomped out of the apartment and into her room. Brick was staring at the floor as we all sat their trying to process it all.
Suddenly the door opened again and an angry Blossom barged through grabbing at least 4 slices of pizza and angrily leaving once again.
"Well I guess she is eating for two now" Buttercup said, I let the corners of my mouth tug up at that one. Brick then seemed to gain control and stomped into his room banging to door rather loudly too.
"Should we..." Bubbles asked as we could all fill in her sentence
"Nahh let the hotheads cool down, I don't know about you but I'd rather eat than deal with a temperamental Brick" I say grabbing a slice and stuffing it in my mouth.
About 10 minuets later my phone started ringing, looking at the caller ID I grin before leaving for my room.
"Hello?"
"Hey you" I grin and slouch against my door "What you doing?"
"Oh just got some friends over for dinner" I say grabbing my stress ball (Boomers stupid birthday gift about my 'anger troubles')
"Oh who's there?"
"Oh the usual Boomer, Bubbles, Brick, and Blossom and... Buttercup" I always found talking about Buttercup to Rebecca rather uncomfortable like I was admitting to an affair, not that I would I mean where friends! Friends!
"Oh" Was all Rebecca said, I knew mine and Buttercups friendship bugged her. "Well I won't keep you from your friends" Her voice strained on the word friends, and I'm guessing one friend in particular
"You can come to mine tomorrow, my roommates are... out" She left the sentence hanging flirtatiously, I smirked
"Is that so? Well I'm sure I can come round for a bit" I heard her laugh on the other end, I end the call and grin. Not bad, not bad at all.
I go to open my door when I hear very rushed whispers so I open my door very quickly to find Bubbles Boomer and Buttercup all still positioned with their ears against my door.
"What the fu-?"
I cut off with Brick marching out of his room and into the girls apartment and the screaming began. Without a word all 4 of us ran over and we each placed our ears against the door. I was at the top being the tallest with Buttercup beneath me then Boomer then Bubbles.
"I will prove it to you for all your ego is worth Brick!" Blossom raged, I don't know what he did but it then sounded as if Blossom was sobbing. Boomer smartly looked through the key hole.
"He's hugging her" He whispered
"AWWW-" Bubbles began before Buttercup slapped a hand around her mouth.
"Ssssh!"
"Shit" Boomer hissed "There coming to the door-"
Before he could finish the door was swiped open with a very confused and rather irritated Blossom and Brick in front of us.
"What the hell?" Brick said
And with one word we probably escaped our impending death.
"Run!"