Alice, Rose and I were all at Starbucks in the airport, waiting for our plane. The fact that we had to leave our lovely Malibu to go see these stupid Guardians put all of us in a sour mood, even the constantly optimistic Alice. Why the hell should we have to go to them when they live in some dreary town that does not even know the definition of sunshine, and happiness. Forks, Washington...Like who came up with that name?
As if Rosalie could read my mind, she said "Who the hell decided on the name Forks, if there was one place on earth I didn't want to go, it would be to Forks fucking Washington"
"Well maybe they have really nice silverware Rose!" Alice said excited, at the prospect of some shopping. "We could use some more silverware, after that assassin came and threw all of them in the walls last month!"
"Alice, quiet down. People are staring" I say calmly to her. I am used to this by now, Alice has a way of letting her excitement get the better of her, just like Rosalie lets her anger get the better of her. Me on the other hand, I just don't feel anything. I am numb, always have been, always will be. My emotions are few and far. The only times I remember being upset are when Rosalie got captured during a mission, and was beaten while we were trying to get her out. I saw red, and killed every single one of those goddamn soldiers that got in my path.
"FLIGHT 23, to Seattle Washington, May Now Start Boarding, Thank you for flying with us, enjoy your evening" The pleasant voice broke through my clouded barrier, and pierced my mind. Grabbing my chocolate macchiato, and my carry-on, Alice, Rose and I made our way to the first class seats that were provided for us.
"Miss! Miss!" A deep voice yelled from behind me. All three of us turned, and the guy who had been calling out, gaped at us. "Umm...you...uh...You dropped this, miss" His face was bright red, and he went to try and adjust himself without us noticing. It never gets old, i let out a scoff, and take the scarf from him, handing it to Alice.
"Thanks" The three of us say at the same time. Sometimes this synchronized talking thing got really annoying!
"Yo...Your Welcome, It was entirely my pleasure. Names Mike, and who might you be, gorgeous?" He said, apparently trying to turn on the charm. I don't know if he was trying to solve an incredibly hard math problem or seduce me, but whatever it was, it was funny as hell.
"Well my name is Marie, can i just say your muscles are Haaa-Uge!" i say using my best Marilyn Monroe voice. Rosalie and Alice were trying hard not to laugh. "Do you mind if i touch them? Its just they are soooo BIG!"
"Honey thats not the only thats big, Go for it, give these bad boys a squeeze"
I reach for his arm, and grab for the nerve that i know is in his upper arm, right above his elbow. "Oh wow! That is big!" I squeeze harder, and feel his arm go slack. I lean in real close to his ear, my lips almost brushing "You had to go and ruin it will your cheesy pickup lines and disgusting innuendos? Next time you elude to your cock, you better make sure, you are worth the girls time, and be a gentleman about it" I whisper angrily. He whimpers, and pull back "You should get feeling back in your arm, in about 20 minutes, it could have been a whole day, but I am in a good mood. You're lucky! Have a nice day!" I say sarcastically and walk away, my two best friends in hysterics beside me. Maybe this wont be so bad, after all i had my girls with me.