I turn around and see Jasper watching me, a smooth smile playing around his lips. His squinting blue eyes and blond hair gave him an undeniable Clint Eastwood look. A true cowboy.
"Thanks," I say giving him an easy smile "Which one is your favorite?"
"McMillan Tac-50" He says simply
"A sniper," I smile a little wider "I knew it, you seem like just the type"
"Whats your favorite?" he inquires while leaning over the throwing knives case.
"I can't afford to have favorites, but you should know that Alice likes the sniper too, as hard as that is to believe, she is extremely advanced in tracking and technology, you should ask her to show you some of her guns, they are completely pimped out."
"You sound like Edward, and I think I will go do that. I just came down to tell you that breakfast will be ready soon, and then we have a debriefing" Without a noise Jasper the ghost slips out of the door. Weird.
"What a quiet guy, he seems nice enough" I mutter to myself as I go to reload the clip again...when I feel a cold hand trap my hand. You thought you could sneak up on me? HA! I knew you were coming the whole time. Time to teach a lesson. Grabbing his wrist I twist it and spin quickly kneeing him in the gut. Still holding onto his wrist I pull hard and let him slide past me as though we were dancing a deadly tango. When he is far enough away my leg flies up in a deadly kick that even he cant see. Speed, strength and versatility. Oh yeah and no mercy. That's what it takes and that's what I am going to show him. My foot connects with his shoulder that I noticed he wasn't using while talking to me last night. His face twists in pain, that's when I realize this is not an enemy, not a faceless foe. This is a man, a friend, that I bonded with over a movie. A sweet man, I am an animal. I look into the face of Emmett, and completely drop my body, halting my fighting limbs.
He looks down at me and frowns "Why did you stop! That was awesome!"
What? he thought getting his ass kicked was fun?
"Excuse me?" I say echoing my thoughts
"Yeah you were all like, kick, POW, WhAm, BOOM!" He said laughing and acting out how he thought I looked "How did you know about my shoulder, and how did you know I was behind you!?" He asked as though he was talking to his favorite super hero that came to life.
I cant help my reaction, no body has ever appreciated me kicking their ass, so I laugh. Hysterical laughter bubbles and foams and explodes like a hot volcano inside of my lungs. This guy, nobody has ever made me laugh like this guy.
"Rule number one! When you are sneaking up on someone make sure your stomach is not growling, and that they can not hear you breathing! Not to mention you shake the floor! Rule number two! Do not show your bodily weaknesses, ever. Enemies pick up on those like seagulls pick up french fries on the beach." I wheeze out
Emmett's face is openly listening, and he is smiling along with my hysterics. "Will you teach me?" he ask, modesty and respect fill his voice. He is not upset that he needs help, he just wants it.
"After the debriefing, 5 o clock sharp! If you are not there on time then you are not ready for my type of teaching."
He lets out a war whoop and runs upstairs, what a strange spy...
GuardiansPOV
When Emmett comes into the dining room he has a huge smile on his face, and so does Jasper. Whats with them.
"Guys?" I ask looking at them in question.
"Dude Bella's awesome!" Emmett says at the same time Jasper says "I spoke with Bella, she is something else that one."
"She is rude!" I exclaim "And she thinks she is better than us!"
"You normally are a better judge of character man, she is nothing like that, plus she just kicked my ass" Emmett says being serious for a moment, actually defending the spitfire that made me feel like a fool this morning.
"Sounds like you have a crush" I say gritting my teeth
"Nah, blondie is my kind of girl, but Bells, she is one awesome chick, I dont know how to explain it. She just does her best to be the best she is, and isnt cocky about it. She is going to teach me how to be more discreet later, I am pumped!"
"Emmett's right Edward, she is a really great girl. Try not to be so hard on her. She told me downstairs that she doesnt favor any form of fighting, that she cant afford to. Her whole life is to do her job, and protect her 'sisters' while she is doing it. While Alice and Rosalie are amazing, they have weaknesses, Bella doesnt seem to allow herself to have any. She is strong, very strong."
"Whatever" I growl out and scow. They can think whatever they want, but I know I could kick her ass in a fight.
"Good Morning!" Alice smiles as she bounces into the room. She is wearing big glasses and is wearing denim shorts that have some kind of glitter covering the pockets and a white blouse. Fairy, is the word that crosses my mind.
"Morning!" Emmett says brightly, Jasper on the other hand gets up and pulls out the chair, next to him, and ushers her into it. What the fuck are with my boys?
"Thanks" Alice says blushing quite a bit.
"No problem, darlin', a fairy princess like yourself deserves a knight, by the way I heard you have a unique set of pimped out snipers, mind if I have a look" He says with wink.
"This princess doesn't need a knight, and yeah I guess you could check them out, if you can handle them, they are pretty serious weapons, I wouldn't want you to get hurt" She says with a smirk.
"Oh I think I can handle anything you throw my way darlin'"
"We will see" she smirks again
"Alice get your hands away from those damn boys pants before I throw up." Rose grumbles as she walks in, taking a seat next to Emmett.
"Rosie!" Emmett says louder than neccessary
"Rosie?" She asks her face turning an alarming shade of red. That was most definitely not a blush.
"Uh-oh" I hear Alice whisper
"Yeah cause you are my Rosie!" He says smiling at her warmly
"YOUR ROSIE?!" She says louder now
"Oh shit" Alice whispers again
"Meet me in the back yard, and we will see who belongs to who! I will kick your ass you little shit!"
"God you're pretty" Emmett sighs happily
"You are an ass" Rosalie seethed back
"Good morning guys" the dark beauty says while entering. A serene smile graced her features and it made me want to push her up against the wall and watch it melt away into raw, animalistic passion. God she is so fucking hot. My hand moves to adjust myself, hoping to be discrete, but when my hand nears the seam of my pants, I let out a low hiss. So good. Wait. What the fuck. I am not some fucking teenager and I will not, I repeat will not, be effected by this little girl who thinks she is the shit. Never in my fucking life. I look up and find Emmett staring at me with a stupid grin on his face. Stupid ape.
"Seems to be a pretty good morning for little Eddie over there." He says laughing obnoxiously. He knows there is nothing little about this Eddie. I look up to see Bella staring, a furious blush blazing a trail up her high cheekbones as her eyes settle over my denim clad dick. Her mouth is in the shape of a perfect O, that's right baby, I could take you on any day.
"See something you like?" I say looking her right in the eyes, which are significantly darker, making her look even more delectable.
"No, my taste requires the biggest and the best, and you are sadly...well lets not go there, I wouldnt want to make you feel bad." She smirks, I want to bite those lips...wait did she just say my dick was small! Hell no! Miss clever wants to play ball, fine, game on!
When she sits down, I lean toward her ear
"You will regret you said that" My lips brushing that shell of her ear "I am going to make you pay over and over and over again"
"Hah!" she scoffs, I decide to give her a preview. Grabbing her hand in mine under the table I drag it over to my thigh.
"Go on, feel me" I whisper into her neck
"You are an ass, I wouldn't put my hand on your tiny dick if it was the last thing on earth"
Thats enough of that. I grab her hand a little harder this time and push it down onto my dick. I growl softly, only loud enough for my trouble maker to hear. It was only semi hard before, but one touch from this little devil had me hard as fucking granite. Standing at attention, it was her turn to gasp. When her hand instinctively gripped me, my hips jerked forward.
"Devil" I whisper into her ear "So fucking hot"
She moans softly. I look up to make sure no one is paying attention, they all seem to be in their own little bubble. Good.
"You are mine now" I lick a trail up her neck
"Not likely" she moans, louder this time.
"DEBRIEFING IN TEN MINUTES" Tanya yells at all of us, specifically eyeing Bella and me. Shit. Just great.