APOV

I am wakened by the jostling of the plane as we hit turbulence. Sitting up I look around to see the majority of everyone else in deep slumber. Peeking over at Edward I see that he is still reading his book.

"What are you reading?" I whisper at him, unsure if I should disturb him

"Ahhh, so the dead has finally risen" He says teasing me "Its Pride and Prejudice"

I scoff and grab the book out of his hand. Sure enough Pride and Prejudice is scrawled in impressive script over the cover. "Seriously?" I ask softly

"Its an excellent novel, portraying the social classes of the time and the total feel of the era itself. Not to mention the relations between each character is extraordinary. Hate that turns to smoldering, unadulterated passion is very sexy" He finished with a knowing smirk.

Sexy indeed, I thought, feeling the unwelcome blush climb like a mountaineer up to my cheekbones.

"Um..well..I...that's interesting" I finished lamely and looked down at my hands twiddling on my blanket.

"Your blush is lovely" He whispered softly and I looked up to find him staring intently at me. Was he acting right now? Did he actually mean that? No, this was a mission, everything is staged, none of this will be real.

"Alright CasaNova," I say switching gears back to my original, calm, cool, and collected doctor facade "Why don't you go back to reading your romance novels, where lines like that actually work, and I'll get back to picking out a movie for myself"

"You are a feisty one, much like the fine Elizabeth Bennett. And I do fancy myself to be like Mr. Darcy. Maybe love is in the cards for us, just like them." he winked and went back to his book.

Cocky, pig-headed, chauvinistic man, I want to blow him up and blow him. I freaking hate being a woman. Turning to the small screen in front of me I see none other than Keira Knightly smiling back at me. Go figure, the featured movie today is Pride and Prejudice. If I could possibly jump into that screen and strangle whoever decided on this movie, I would. My other choice was the Terminator. Decisions, decisions. 2 hours of sexy smoldering hate or 2 hours of Arnold's terrible acting and weird accent. Needless to say I chose Arnold. I would take a foreign Robot man over a smirking Edward any day.

After the first five minutes of the movie I decided I needed some alcohol to get through the torture. I twisted my body to try and signal one of the attendants. Unfortunately she was too busy flirting with one of the men in the isle opposite me. I focused my gaze into a fine glare, like a camera focuses on an object and hoped that she would have enough instinct in her to know someone was looking at her. Obviously my hope was in vain, because this blonde bimbo could have been being murdered and she wouldnt have noticed. Standing, I brush myself off and stride over to the little flirt.

"Miss." I said, she ignored me. "Miss?" I said a little louder, no reply. "If you don't turn around right now, then I am going to inform this nice man of your little problem. He should really know if you have an STD anyways" I say loud enough for the pilot to hear me.

"How did y-?" she spun around and gasped at her mistake. Well this was working out better than I thought.

"Just get me a scotch, and if you spit in it or do anything to it, be positive that I will know. I am a doctor, bodily fluids are kind of my thing." Cue dramatic exit.

Placing myself back into my chair I look at my screen and find that the movie has been switched.

"I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honor of accepting my hand." Mr. Darcy spoke passionately towards Elizabeth. What the fuck? Where's Arnold?! Where are my explosions?! I look over at Edward, innocently reading his book. I can tell by the shimmer in his eye he is trying to hold in his laugh. Stupid asshole.

"WOW! I love this movie" I squealed like a little girl. I peaked over and saw his eyebrows push together. I began saying the words along with the characters, causing his eyebrows to push even further together. HA! I look over at him and grab his bicep.

"Don't you just love this movie?!" I squealed at him

"I prefer the book, its quieter" He scowled back

"WOW! Thats so sweet! I wish that I could find a man just like you, but not GAY!" I said the last part loudly " WHY ARE ALL THE GAY ONES PERFECT!" I sobbed loudly, causing a few people to laugh.

"I'm not gay!" he said looking at me, finally seeing where I was going with this

"OMG YOUR STILL IN THE CLOSET! I will help you through this! Just ask everyone here! DO YOU ACCEPT THIS MAN, BECAUSE HE IS GAY?" I shouted out to everyone. A chorus of yes's returned in succession, and a few "hell yeahs!"

"SEE BE PROUD! Maybe we should find you a date or something! IS ANYONE INTERESTED IN THIS HOT PIECE OF ASS?!" I asked

"Me!" one buff guy from the front yelled

"Over here hot stuff!" a punk looking dude yelled from the back

"I'd take you on any day!" a black man in hot pink pajama set shouted.

"I love watching love in action, don't you Dr. Edward?" I said smirking at him.

Guardian POV

"I AM NOT GAY! I WILL PROVE IT RIGHT NOW!" I shouted back at the plane. Grabbing Bella by her waist I pulled her into my seat. I crashed her lips to mine before she could even take in a second breath, and began giving her all I got. My lips dominated hers over and over, finally forcing them to open. I swiped my tongue over her lips and entered her mouth as if I was fucking her. Taking her low lip I grabbed it in between my teeth and sucked and nibbled on it. "This is what you get" I whispered hotly over her open mouth. I was hard as a rock and read to join the mile high club. I felt her shift above me, causing the friction I was waiting for. My hips pumped up once and she moaned in my mouth. Pulling her away I put her back in her seat, and stood up to bow.

"Definitely not gay" I said and bowed low for everyone, causing a light clap and laugh to shuffle through the watching crowd.

"DAMMIT!" rang through the air with a loud snap, I turned to look and saw the gay black guy pouting.