Constantine's personal log
Star date October 30th 2563 Time of recording: 1230 hours
Recording-0:67
I'm so bored the computer system, I've beat it 99999.9999 times at chess since I've been on this escape pod maybe because of the many cheat codes I have devised.
Why my creator gave me the ability to make cheat codes is beyond me, but it has come in very useful on many missions, such as the "Onyx" mission, where myself and the captain were attacked by "Covenant brutes " an unknown species of the Covenant with technology far more advanced than normal.
Their Plasma shots melted right through ours ship titanium armour like a hot knife through butter. Luckily for me I'm not a living organic being so I was able to download myself into the brutes computer system and deactivate their weapons system and steal all of their data like a computer virus. I also deactivated life support and watched them all suffocate. We captured their ship and its technology.
So maybe I thought I'd get a promotion but no Leonard gets promoted to captain and put to monitor a boring star system with nothing to do and then we get attack by the flood. Then we were lunched out of the ship as it exploded with the captain's own version of an escape pod which he called the Omega 3 and then we began are long wait and after eight years we are still waiting for the UNSC to find us.
But now the Captain is making me go onto that covenant destroyer which until half an hour ago i thought was an Asteroid it may be badly damaged but that doesn't stop him, what if the flood are on bored and I'd rather not watch the Captain be mutated into a flood combat form or worse a carrier.
I think that Captain Leonard is reckless and should listen to me more often.
If we ever get back to earth I'm personal going to report him.
End of recording.