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Quack! Thump.
That was the sound of Kili being tripped up by a duck.
"Evil duck" Kili grumbled as he picked himself back up.
Fili, laughing at his brother chimed "You can't be blaming the duck surely?!"
With a slight blush Kili replied "Well it wasn't me!"
"Was."
"Wasn't."
"Was."
"Wasn't."
"Wa.s"
"Wasn't."
Quack. Thump.
"Kili, look where you're going" Gandalf said tiredly.
The group was walking along the river having a bit of a stroll while the ponies rested.
"Quack!" Fili shouted. Kili jumped.
"It's no laughing matter!" Kili shouted.
"Oh but it is!" said Dwalin.
"Humf!" and so, Kili crossed his arms and went to sulk behind a tree(where no duck could get him).
...
A duck waddled past heading for the trees.
To the rest of the company Fili said "wait for it..."
..
Quack! "AAAH!" Thump.
Kili came back to the company covered in leaves and not looking happy. As a treat to himself Kili went over by the river, ignoring his friends giggles and chuckles.
Kili bent over the river, and just as he was about to take a sip of water...
"Quack!"
And with a splash (and hand from his brother) Kili landed in the river.
"Evil duck." He spat.
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