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M: A quarter?
T:No.
M:okay...
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On their third day of travel it occurred to Bilbo that he hasn't asked a lot of questions, and since they have over spent the game I, Spy he decided to ask Fili.
"So, where are we going?"
"The Lonely Mountain."
"Okay, what's our next destination?"
"The Lonely Mountain."
"Oh ok. This dragon, where is he?"
"The Lonely Mountain."
"Ah. That kingdom you talked about, where's that?"
"The Lonely Mountain."
"Oh! Why is it called The Lonely Mountain?"
"Because it's a lonely, mountain..." Fili sighs.
at this Bilbo thought oh, maybe he doesn't like being asked questions... So Bilbo moved along to Kili.
"Kili, who made you want to go on this journey?"
"Gandalf."
"You know Gandalf?!"
"... Yes"
"Ah! How interesting! I know him too."
"Oh really."
"Yes."
"So... The Lonely Mountain aye? The Lonely Mountain, i would have called it "A Mountain Far Away From Other Mountains" ... much more creative."
"..."
fine, I'll go talk to Balin Bilbo thought.
"Balin!"
"Hello!"
"What do you think about calling the mountain A.M.F.A.F.O.M? amfafom... am-fa-fom... amf-a-fom...am-faf-om...?"
"..."
Okay, Oin next. Thought Bilbo.
"Hello Oin! do you like The Lonely Mount-"
"-I Spy anyone!?"