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Now, on the fourth day it is safe to say that Kili and Fili were bored. Riding on a pony most of the time does give a strain down below and doesn't give use of easy entertainment.
Kili felt like he was being watched, so he turned around to see his brother looking at him.
"...What?"
"Oh, i was just thinking... You have eyebrows."
"well-done!" said Kili
"Alright no need to turn all Mr. Sarcastic on me!"
"Excuse me..." said Ori "But why where you thinking about his eyebrows?"
"I just thought... they are rather strange... and quite useless"
The dwarves started looking at each others eyebrows.
"Dwalin! Your eyebrows are huge!" chuckled Balin.
Gloin laughed "They aren't huge, they just look big compared to his bald head!"
"I'm not bald!"
"bald! baaaaaald!" cried Fili and Kili.
"Oh mighty!" laughed Balin "Can you imagine Dwalin with no eyebrows?!"
"What about Gandalf?! His forehead is mostly eyebrows! Can you imagine him with none?!" Fili said.
All the dwarves (hobbit included) laughed.
*pop*
Everyone stopped and looked at each other.
"Gandalf! Give our eyebrows back!"
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