Hay look! I haven't stopped this one!
Disclaimer: Owning NOTHING STILL!
Authors Note: Alright! I know this isn't really to do with all the other one but I couldn't help it! This is what happens when I'm talking to Hel Lokison at night.
What's a Hobbit?:
Sat in Stark Towers Thor, Loki, Tony and Clint were having a conversation about Lord of the Rings.
"What's a Hobbit?" asked Thor
"It's... Erm... You wouldn't understand." said Tony
"I understand!" protested Loki
"What is it then?" challenged Clint
"... Erm..."
"It's a Halflin, a small being with big feet and a huge appetite, usually 3"2 tall and live in The Shire West of Bree, usually seen gardening, drinking, eating or smoking..." stated Bruce
Every looked at him, some with wide eyes.
"When did you get here?!" asked Tony
"... the start." said Bruce
"..."
"You know a lot about Hobbits..." said Loki
"..." Bruce didn't reply
"How did you come by this information!?" asked Thor in a booming voice(as always)
"well I-I..." stammered Bruce
"yeeeeeeeeees." said everyone leaning in closer
"None of your Bucklebury!" said Bruce in panic mode
"... None of our what?!" asked Loki
"Nothing!" Bruce said while running out the room.