Ch. 4
(Racetrack)
"Wow Rancis, these are really great seats" said Vanellope
"Thanks, anything for you" said Rancis
The 2 were sitting in the front row of the stands and the race was about to begin
"Welcome racing fans to beautiful Sunset Island, home of great races, beaches, and 5 dollar lobster. A place where anyone can have a happy ending if you're willing to pay a little extra. Tonight's race has been sponsored by Tappers, best drinks in the arcade. Also brought to you by Bobos, home of the ham steak. Who's ready to see some racing?" asked the announcer through the speakers
Everyone cheered
"I can't hear you, cheer louder"
Everyone cheered even louder
"That's better. Our first racer tonight is a man who you all hate and he hates you, driving his red sports car, Chuck"
Everyone booed him as he drove out
"Oh boo yourselves ya fools, I'm filthy rich. What have you accomplished in life?" asked Chuck
"Boooo"
"Now for our second racer, he's everyone's favorite handyman, with his magic hammer he can fix anything. Driving an armored pickup truck, fix it Felix Jr."
Everyone cheered while Vanellope and Rancis were a little confused
"I didn't know he was in this race" said Vanellope
"I didn't know he liked racing" said Rancis
Felix and Chuck drove up towards the starting line
"May the best man win" said Felix
"I'm going to win" said Chuck
"Racers, on your mark, get set, GOOOOOO"
Felix and Chuck sped off with chuck in the lead. Felix was fast approaching, he used the guns on his truck to shoot him, but Chuck's car was heavily armored
"Wow, this is great" said Rancis as he came back to his seat with some hot dogs and drinks
Rancis bit into his hot dog and chewed something hard. He took the piece out of his mouth and it was a gold ring.
"That's weird, I just found a gold ring in my hot dog" said Rancis
"Maybe you can sell it and get some money" said Vanellope
Rancis took another bite and bit into something else. He took the piece out and saw a human finger.
"Ew gross, I just found a finger in my weenie" said Rancis
"Haha, sucks to be you right now" said Vanellope
She bit into her hot dog and bit into a toe
"Yuck, I just found a toe" said Vanellope
"I'm going to complain" said Rancis
He got out of his seat and went to complain to the vendor. Vanellope watched from her seat as Rancis complained. Rancis got punched in the chest before he knocked the vendor down and took his money back
"Well that went well" said Rancis
The race went on through 50 more laps. The racers were on their final lap. Chuck dropped oil slick into the track, but felix dodged it and knocked Chuck off the track. Felix crossed the finish line and won the race
"And the winner is Fix it Felix Jr."
Everyone cheered for Felix
"Thank you everyone, thank you" said Felix to the crowd
Chuck came out of his burning car with his skin burned off showing his metal endoskeleton
"You win this round. I be back again soon for rematch" said Chuck as he dragged what was left of his car to the pits
(R&V's hotel room)
Rancis and Vanellope were in their pajamas watching Jurassic Park on their TV
"Well today didn't turn out the way we planned" said Rancis
"I know, you got knocked off a surfboard, I almost got raped and we found body parts in our hot dogs" said Vanellope
"It could've been worse" said Rancis
"How?" asked Vanellope
"We could've got attacked by a shark" said Rancis
"Oh please, I've been through much worse than that" said Vanellope
"What's worse than being eaten?" asked Rancis
"Remember when T4 was plugged in? 10 minutes in there and I was being hunted, shot, and strapped to a table to be tested on" said Vanellope "Or the time those aliens attacked, I had an alien pop out of my stomach and almost get eaten by the queen"
"Wow, that is worse" said Rancis
"I know, you and the other racers said I wasn't tough enough to be the leader, that's why I went to boot camp" said Vanellope
"You did come back different" said Rancis
"But hey, maybe our bad luck is over. Tomorrow's a new day and we still have each other" said Vanellope
"Yeah, we're still alive so maybe things will get better" said Rancis
Vanellope yawned and said "Well I'm going to bed. Goodnight Rancis" said Vanellope before shutting off the light and falling asleep
"Goodnight Vanellope" said Rancis
He turned the TV off and fell asleep. Maybe things would get better tomorrow.