Chapter 9- SHOWTIME
Kelly's POV:
As Randy was pulling in the arena's superstar parking, I received a text. It said "So, U know the plan... I choose you as the winner. Love Ya Babe X Mike" "Oh, My, Gosh!" "What's the problem?" "It's Mike, and It's Aksana. Their gonna cheat tonight! Pull over, Randy!" Then I texted back.. this time as myself. "Hey Mike, it's Barbie (Kelly Kelly) and I received this message instead of Aksana. BUSTED!" then I sent. Feeling good, I stepped out of the car, got settled in my dressing room, and got changed into the most SEXIEST bikini Mike will ever lay eyes on!
Randy's POV:
It's time for the bikini braw to kick off the summer. Mike's the judge this year instead of me, and he's CHEATING! "Welcome, everyone. Welcome! It's time for the Summer Kickoff! Now, introducing first, the lovely and talented Aksana!" then that poor soul trapped inside a witch comes out of the curtains. She's butt ugly, but she'll still win from what Barb received. "Pathetic!" I say in disgust. Then, when she's in the ring he announces another name. "Ladies and Gentleman. Introducing Eve Torres!" Then Eve comes out, she's better than Aksana but not by much! Only two more contestants left! I think. I hope my mom and dad back home are watching my beautiful wife beat the crap out of Aksana! Because its so worth it! "And now for the second to last contestant. Aj Lee!" Then the poor little girl comes out. She honestly needs therapy. "And now. Introducing, Kelly Kelly!" Suddenly the crowd goes wild. Chants of "Holla Holla!" and "SEXY!" come out thorugh my TV screen backstage. I can tell it'll be a main-event!
Kelly's POV:
As I entered, the crowd went insane! Who could blame 'em. I'll look so fine! Even Mike will have to crown me winner! "Okay.. First to show her bikini is the beautiful Aksana!" and then the music plays, and she unties her robe all weird-like. It's a purple bikini with zebra prints on it. "Geez!" I say silently to myself. "She's full of it." I hear AJ whisper to me. "I know. She'll probably win, though. Because of Mike," "Yep. I don't know why we try." Then it's Eve's turn to strut her stuff. Her's is probably the most UGLIEST thing I have ever seen! I'm not even gonna describe it. Just imagine it with these words: UGLY and DISTURBING. Then, its Aj's turn. Her's fits her personality. It's red with skulls and hearts on it. Lastly, I'm called. I unwrap my robe very VERY slowly to get Mike's attention. Then I show everything I need to. My Bikini is a strapless green leopard print bathing suit. I hope he loves it! "Okay, everyone time to announce the winner of the 2012 Bikini Smackdown! It's... AKSANA!" Oh...My...Gosh! I flipped out. "He's cheating! He's Cheating! I swear!" then I grab the microphone and say, "Everyone watching at home... The Miz and Aksana made up this scene. She was gonna win because their two love-birds! Not because she actually deserves it. And, if anyone on this planet deserves it, it's AJ Lee. Not Aksana." Then I re-crown AJ as winner. Tears stream down her little cheeks. And then she hugs me. "THANK YOU! THANKS BARBIE!" "Your welcome! I stood up to Aksana!" "Your my new hero!" Then Randy met up with me backstage. "Quite a show you put on there." "She didn't deserve it, Randall." "I know. That was amazing." "I showed her that she isn't always gonna beat people because of her 'boyfriends'. Remember when she sabotaged Theadore into giving her anything?" "Yes, yes, I remember." "Well, anyways let's go home." "Baby, I have a match against CM Punk. I haven't gotten to whoop his butt since Layla arrived, and now, he's gonna pay for EVERYTHING he's ever done to me or you or even my parents," "Okay, babe. Beat him 'til he cries!" Then, he went out the door.