"Drayden, something about your flashy smile just really turns me on," the green-haired anti-hero flaunted his long, fake eyelashes at the old guy.
For a moment, the white-haired Dragon trainer looked confused. "W-what was that?" There was a hint of gayness to his overwhelmingly charming voice.
Angry and not repeating himself, N backflipped into a wall and groaned. "Your beard is the most mechanical-looking gidget in all of Unova."
Drayden stuck a finger in his ear and sneezed. "That's blaphemy!"
Before N could react, Drayden called Haxorus out of its Pokeball and it screeched happily.
"Haxorus, I haven't cleaned this gym in a fairly large amount of time."
Haxorus took this as a sign. Without hesitation, it activated Mold Breaker and broke all of the white, fuzzy mold that occupied the Gym.
"Thank," Drayden said.
N broke. He was mold. RIP.