I know, I know, it's been 2 weeks. I was just really, REALLY busy. Alright the sixth chapter. Also, I'm sorry the last one was short, I was sick and my brain was having a drought.

Disclaimer: Let's do some math! What fraction of me owns Artemis Fowl? Zero fourths!

Opal was sitting behind her desk. Obama's desk. The Head of Defense was sitting infront of her. His eye's were glazed over because Opal had used the mesmer on him. " Alright Mr. Head of whatever, I need you to take a squad of the best military people to Ireland. I want you to kill everything on the island. Then I'm going to nuke it to make sure. You fail, and you're on the island when the nuke comes. Got it?". The man had persperation on his brow. " Yes sir, Miss Koboi. ". The man darted out of the room. Opal smirked.

3 hours later. In front of the White House.

" No way! Unh unh! Not a chance. I am NOT going in there.", Mulch said, " I tried to steal some documents for the cold war during the 70's. Was gonna sell them to the president of Russia. A guard shot me in the- ah, exit door, if you know what I mean. Couldn't dig for a month.". " That was you?!", Butler said, startled. " I always wondered what little thing got away from me." Mulch shot a I'm gonna kill you later look toward Butler.

Holly rolled her eyes and said,"Well if you don't go in there and figure out what she's up to, she might succeed in taking over the world this time. You wouldn't want that, would you?". " Well... no. Fine! I'll do it. But not for you. For all the fridges and banks that will never have the pleasure of being raided by me.". " Great, here's the schematics. ", Foaly said over the mike. He was back down in Haven. " Now you want me to read?! Ugh!". Mulch took a once over of the map and started digging. Once he was in the the hole by himself, he started muttering to himself about Butler and Opal and bumflap styles.

20 minutes later.

By the time Mulch got to the Oval Office, he had already turned off the mike. Foaly was a little to annoying for Mulch's taste. Mulch carefully climbed out of the hole. Luckily, even though she didn't have a body, she still wanted her " beauty sleep" and and was resting in Obama's bed. Mulch walked over to the desk, plucked a beard hair and unlocked the drawer. In it was an " OpalBeauty" encrypted smart phone. He pocketed the phone and went back down the hole.

40 minutes later.

The team was sitting in their "Embassy Suites" hotel room, trying to crack the phones code. They had already tried dozens of combonations. " Give me that. " Artemis said. He typed in a rather long series of letters. The phone unlocked. "What was it?", Holly asked. " All of our names. " The room went quiet (the reason being that Mulch was downstairs, raiding the hotel's food stores).

The Oval Office.

Opal walked into the office and smiled. Phase two was complete. Now for phase three: start WW3.

Wassup?! Once again, I'm sorry it took so long. I actually went to DC. However, I couldn't go to the White House. All of the roads were blocked. Aftermath of the teams break in, perhaps? Mwahaha!