Juliet got it easy
(A/N: Thank you for all those reviewed it, favorite-d it and are following the story.
I hope this chapter doesn't disappoint any of you and if it does then please do tell me.
Rating: M
Pairing: SasuNaru
Warning: BoyxBoy, bad punctuation and grammar.
Disclaimer: Narutos ass is mine. Oh what's this I see, a lawyer and a chidori coming towards me.
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2/5 yes it's a 5 shot not 6)
Chapter 2
Kushina was very worried for her baby boy, ok maybe he wasn't exactly a baby but she was his mother, he would always be a baby to her.
He had come early from the party last night, looking like how she did when watching movies like 'A walk to remember', 'the lake house' or even 'the karate kid'. He had rushed passed her to his room and refused to come out even when she threatened to reveal his dirty little secrets to little ol' Sasuke. He just sniffed and said 'go ahead'. It irked her that her blackmail hadn't worked but also made her chest swell with pride. Naruto was growing up!
She could feel something had went terribly wrong, her mother instinct/super power said that he tried to confess to Sasuke and he refused, in a typical Uchiha fashion. She hoped that wasn't the case but one look at the distraught sleeping face of her baby boy confirmed her suspicion. Damn that boy for breaking her baby's heart. Mikoto will be hearing about this from her, believe it.
She went to her own bedroom with a dejected look; Minato was still signing some sort of papers. Didn't she tell him to keep business out of bed; she didn't want to go through the stage again where she would see more papers then her husband. But she couldn't muster up enough anger to give him the tongue lashing which looking from his expressions, he was expecting.
"What's wrong?" he asked worriedly.
"Why do you think something is wrong?" Kushina got in her side of the bed.
"You haven't yelled at me for the papers yet and you have your thinking face on" Minato knew her so well. Aww!
She gave a kiss to his right cheek for his concern and he blushed, like he always does. The red head just grinned at him but it faded fast when the image of her baby came back to her mind.
"Naruto confessed and Sasuke rejected" Kushina said the last part bitterly. "And Naruto has spent the past three hours crying himself to sleep" She added.
"I'm going to tear his limbs apart! Fujaku will be hearing about this" Minato finally set his papers aside.
His baby boy was hurting and he hadn't even noticed all due to those damn papers.
"Calm down honey, I think it's better if you don't interfere just yet. I think Mikoto and I can handle this" Kushina patted her husband's back.
Minato trusted his wife but the evil look that came over her just then sent shivers through his body. It was sexy yet he knew from experience that it was just as deadly. But he knew that Sasuke deserved it. That boy was finally going to get it, he hadn't even seen Naruto crying yet he wanted to hurt that raven headed boy so bad. He gave his own approving grin to his wife, let them come!
Kushina knew just how to handle this, Sasuke had been blind long enough. It was time that Sasuke sees what he was missing and see it he will. Believe it!
With that Morgan Freeman stopped narrating and the screen faded out to the rising sun and a dog scratching behind his ear.
It was time to delve into the inner workings of our lead protagonist.
Naruto POV i.e. Point Of View
Kaw, Kaw
Damn that stupid bird was at it again
Kaw, Kaw
I can even hear it through my pillow
Kaw, Kaw
Damn you, you crow. That thing wakes me up at seven in the morning even on the weekends.
Why? I don't have a clue I've tried all those fancy, crude and sometimes downright stupid methods to get rid of him but nothing ever worked. Yes him, when you spend a lot of thinking about someone at seven in the morning every day for the past four years you give them a gender to go with the rant in your head.
But this morning even the most annoying thing in the world couldn't distract me from my depressive mood. In fact it was almost comforting in a strange way.
Finally the bird completed his ritual of waking me and flew away. I couldn't go back to sleep I had learned that from the constant failure at the previous attempts. So I settled on going downstairs in my sweatpants and nightshirt. The house wasn't quite like most other houses at seven in the morning. Mom was making breakfast, she had gotten used to this weird routine of mine. Dad was already off to work. Being the hardworking, punctual lawyer that he is but is six in the morning anytime to work? Seriously?
Anyway mom just grinned at me in that sort of apologetic way she does when she knows I'm hurt but tries to pretend that she doesn't so I would come forward with the problem on my own. Mothers.
But today I couldn't just 'he said and then she said' my problem away, last night had deeply wounded me. The love of my life who by the way is or was also my best friend gave me the most brutal rejection possible. Yeah, I'm not going to happy for a long time. Neither am I going to show my belly to my mom to rub and pet. This was a matter which was better left not prodded by my some time sadistic mother.
"Hey honey, how did you sleep last night?" She tried to sound casual but even if she hadn't sneaked into my room last night my face was still crusted with streaks of dry tear tracks, my nose was red and I could see my sad swollen eyes in the spoon. Nevertheless I just sat on the stool against the kitchen table and grunted a measly
"Fine"
Mom didn't look convinced but decided to drop it. Instead she placed a plate of freshly made pancakes in front of me; I liked mine with honey she already poured some on it. Still, even the mouthwatering sight and smell couldn't lift up me sinking spirits.
"Oh cheer up, it's your favorite. Plus someone special is coming to visit you today!" mom shouted/said cheerfully. I asked about the person halfheartedly
"Mikoto!" She turned her attention to the stove after the reply.
Technically Miko-san came over every week but I loved her so much that it really did seem like a special visit every time. Though she was supposed to come tomorrow but I didn't mind. Her name did give me a little pang because she is Sasukes mother but right now she seemed to be exactly what I needed.
The rest of the time passed without much incident, which was surprising because my mother did not do normal.
Well let's just pretend I'm having flashbacks to good old times while the readers get a glimpse into my parents past. But you know let's not do the whole flashback thing, I can just tell you.
The Uchihas are a big thing back in Japan well they used to be now they are famous all over the world.
And the Uzumakis were a big thing in our little state of Konoha but that is not why or how they all met. Dad and Fuju-san were room mates back in the prestigious all boys academy 'Green West High' in Britain. Their personalities had clashed in the start but my Dad's intelligence and friendly aura finally won Fuju-san over, so much so that they became best friends. Unfortunately Fuju-san soon fancied himself in love with my dad (I kid you not) and proposed to my dad who gave the infamous speech of "Bro I only like to hug you not fuck you" to Fuju-San. They soon resumed their friendship seeing how much both depended on one another. Their close proximity brought the Uchiha and Uzumaki family together. Soon they all were spending Christmas together like one big dis-jointed unit.
So now you must be wondering where my mom came in well mom and Miko-san were also best friends back in Japan. Their story was similar in sense that Miko-san had a thing for my mom (my parents were just that irresistible). Anyway Fuju-sans father, Uchiha Senior, arranged the marriage between his son and the daughter of the owner of famous Jokki Industries aka Jockey Industries, Yuuto Akimoto.
As you can see he was also famous in Japan. The wedding took place because none of parties objected because both bride and groom had no chance with who they thought they loved. Whereas my dad and mom tried their hardest to bring the newlywed couple closer and make them fall in love. In the process they both ended up falling in love with each other. It was a good thing that their efforts had brought the other two close enough to give Itachi-kun to the world.
My mom had problems getting pregnant in the start but later I was born just three months junior to duck butt hairdo guy.
My god parents are of course Fuju-san and Miko-san. And my parents are of their sons. My dad is really close to Itachi-kun and my mom to Sas-duck butt hairdo guy. Yes the last bit may seem surprising but at the time he was born my mom was pregnant with me and was unusually lovable towards kids, he took a quick liking to her red hair and well now my mom and his own are the only two women in fact people in the world who he is scared of and respects the most. And his parents are like my own I love them to bits.
So now that we have got our family dynamics out of the way let's just get back to the real world.
Ting Ting Ting TONG, ah that's our bell Miko-san must be here already. While you guys were lost inside my brain I already got ready and fresh. I ran down the stairs straight into her open arms.
"My baby, what has my idiot of a son done this time?" She asked me while clutching my head to her bossoms. And yes greetings weren't necessary.
"How'd you know he did something?" It could be my mom but she just knew that I was sad not why, right?
"I came home last night to a half trashed house and no orange bicycle parked haphazardly in the drive way, I knew instantly something was wrong. You always wait with Sasuke even when the party is over"
I bent my head in shame, it was true.
"Now tell me so I can torture my son into apologizing to you" She said this while maneuvering me to the drawing room. As soon as we sat down my mom came over with tea, both had trapped me between them so I had to spill eventually. But that didn't mean I had to it with resistance.
"I don't know what you are talking about" I tried to look convincing and not move my legs too much because that was a straight giveaway to my lies.
"Honey, you know you can't lie to us. In addition to the fact that we can read your big beautiful blue eyes clearly, I am a professional shrink" Ah yes that too.
"I'm not lying!" I tried to stay strong and not fall prey to their schemes.
"Your upper lip trembles at the mere thought of lying and you moved your right leg three times. Naruto tell me what's wrong?" Oh no Miko-san is serious.
I looked to my mother who just shook her head and gave me an encouraging smile so I sighed and gave in. They listened to everything and their anger increased with every word I spoke.
"How dare he make my lil Naru-chan cry!" this was said by Miko-san even as I said huffed at 'lil'.
"Miko, it's time we make an intervention" Mom had an evil look in her eyes, the kind that made me gulp. Poor duck butt hairdo guy.
"Yes 'shina1 you're right I've been waiting for that idiot to see the obvious but time is running out and I don't think I can take much more of this Uchiha stupidity he has got over his head" Then my mother and her best friend started talking through their eyes and I started squirming at the intensity of the room.
"What do you mean 'to see the obvious'?" I was curious but moreover I just wanted to break the silence.
They ignored me and after a while nodded to one another, apparently they had come to a solution funny I didn't hear anything.
Miko-san looked at me in a scrutinizing way from the bottom of my feet to the top of my head. I was wearing a worn out orange hoodie that I loved and my house 'jammies reserved for the days I'm unusually sad. It had a pattern of Madagascar animals on it, I just love them. And they gave me so much comfort especially on days Sas I mean duck butt hairdo guy is too mean to me. I was broken out of my sad thoughts by Miko-san.
"Naru-chan why do you always wear these large abnormal sweaters?" I guess she meant my hoodie by that.
"Yes Naruto, aren't you in high school" mom stated and I nodded dumbly "So shouldn't you dress more age appropriate?" I looked down trying to piece their questions together. Where were they going with this?
"I like wearing baggy clothes they hide my girlish body that mom gave me" "Hey"
"Nonsense there is nothing wrong with your body. In fact if people could see how good looking you are people will pay more attention to you" miko-san said this while combing her fingers through my hair.
Oh I see where this is going. Man am I dumb as a rock or what I should have figured out when I first saw mom's evil smile. But how could they not see the huge flaw in the plan.
"You guys Sas- I mean your son has seen me in all kinds of clothes even without them if he was attracted to me he wouldn't have said all those mean things to me" I got sad thinking about his words from the night before. Fag. Nope no chance he liked me.
"Oh my poor baby who said we are trying to get Sasuke to a pay attention to you. He can do whatever he likes it's everyone in the world except him that we want to see admiring you" Mom said while rubbing my cheeks.
What? My face must've mirrored my state because Miko-san started explaining.
"You see the reason why no one pays much attention to you" ouch "Is because of horrible sense of personal style. They are unable to see your stunning body and beautiful face because you basically cover it all up. If you start to show your face more, outline your body shape we will have to get people to stop staring at you. You see-"
"Wait" I interrupted Miko-san "Why would I want people to pay attention to me, that's exactly what I don't want" I looked at mom at that.
"Honey I've seen you mope enough in the last three years of your life to last a life time and I don't want to see it anymore. I want you to be happy and I think…" she trailed off
"You think what mom?" I asked impatiently.
"We think you are better off without him" Miko-san answered softly.
How could they even think that!
"Before you say anything and try to deny it, I want you to know this. We had done a lot for Sasuke to come to his senses without your knowledge but that boy is more stubborn then a mule so if he wants to stay in denial then let him." They were both holding my hands now.
I couldn't believe this. "What about my happiness, do you think it's easy to move on from someone you love. It's impossible!" I shouted as tears begin to cloud my eyes.
"It's not Naruto, but there are a lot of people who can give you the love Sasuke can't give you. Try to give them a chance and maybe along the way you'll finally move on" Mom was rubbing her thumb across the back of my hand.
How did it come this. Move on from Sas-him? Was that even possible? Why was I even considering this?
"We are not telling you to cut all your ties with him, just stop pinning after him. His stupidity is ruining your life and it's time he gets exactly what he wanted." Mom took me in her embrace.
"That you get over him" Miko-san took her turn to hug me.
I knew what they are saying is impossible but their concern wasn't unfounded. I wasn't torturing myself but hurting them too. Their motherly comfort got to me and I gave a sigh of resignation. Instantly both tightened their arms around me. And started telling me their plans to change my apparel, I didn't need a makeover but then again I knew for a fact that I had no fashion sense whatsoever. That is why this time I was going to let them have their way.
Right now I had my mom, the designer, and my second mom, the shrink, make me over so I can move from one boy that they both loved equally as me. Yeah life was sure full of surprises.
Bonus session.
The 'bro I just like to hug not fuck you' speech
Minato: Dude no way
Fujaku: Hn
Minato: I like girls, boobs and stuff
Fujaku: stuff?
Minato: Definitely not dicks or assholes man!
Fujaku: You can get used to it
Minato: We are like brothers
Fujaku: I'm not a fan of incest but why not.
Minato: Bro just because I like to hug you doesn't mean I like to fuck you.
Fujaku: Hn, ok
Minato: What? That's it?
Fujaku: What? Do you want us to get worked up enough to make out and then end up jerking against each other?
Minato: NO!
Fujaku: Then that's it.
Minato: oh ok, friends?
Fujaku: Friends.
Minato: Best Friends?
Fujaku: Hn
Minato: Best Friends Forever?
Fujaku: Don't push it.
A/N: This is the second in the five shot of Juliet Got It Easy
I hope it wasn't predictable and a little bit a funny on the side.
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