Dobby House-Elf

Harry Potter's Miss helpd me!

Harry Potter likes this

Hermione Granger I'm not Harry Potters Miss, Dobby. Call me Hermione, please

Dobby House-Elf Oky Hermione.

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Kreacher House-Elf

Dirty Mudblood trying to add Kreacher. Kreacher being good elf and tidying computer.

Dobby House-Elf Ther is nthing wrong with Harry Potters Miss!

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Ronald Weasley

Someone needs to tell dear Ronniekins, never leave his facebook open, else he gets facejacked. - Love Draco.

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Fred Weasley – George Weasley

really can't think of anything to say, so lets just go with knickers on an avocado and titty uplifters

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Voldemort Dark-Lord

I am the greatest villain in history!

Darth Vader You are the greatest? You were beat by a 1 year old!

Voldemort Dark-Lord Be quiet or I let slip about the last Villain meet up.

Darth Vader You don't have the gall.

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Blaise Zabini

The last one to Avada Kedavra Ronald Weasely wins!

Draco Malfoy What, in real life or on here?

Blaise Zabini Only on here. A good old game of Avada the Weasle should clear the air for everyone.

Draco Malfoy Damn.

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Draco Malfoy – Ronald Weasley

AVADA KEDAVRA!

Ronald Weasley What?

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Hermione Granger – Ronald Weasley

AVADA KEDAVRA!

Ronald Weasley WHY?

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Ronald Weasley

Why is everyone Avada Kedavra-ing me?

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Remus Lupin

I'm... going to be a father? But... I'm not ready!

Hermione Granger Congratulations!

Harry Potter Am I the god father?

Remus Lupin Let me get my head around the fact I'm going to be a father first Harry!