A/N - So apparently, I managed to upload the wrong document the other day and hadn't realised until today. Found the actual chapter though. Not much of a change, as I always write the status updates before fitting other parts around the status' - Kera.
Fred booted up the old computer that Hermione had given him, intending on doing something productive with the few precious hours he had left of the holiday he had booked from work. The few websites he usually trawled through had nothing new updated, and Fred was starting to get bored. He sighed and moved onto another site, walls of status updates filling up the screen. Fred settled down to see what was going on between his friends and their friends.
Harry Potter I have just found another gorgeous dress!
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- Draco Malfoy Really. Is there something you need to tell me Harry?
Severus Snape I knew it, Gryffindors Golden Boy is a cross dresser.
Fred Weasley Didn't think you'd have it in you Harry!
George Weasley Way to go! They're so comfy!
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Severus Snape What is this muggle thing called... Viagra?
Harry Potter It is.. Uh.. It helps.. it helps keep an erection..
Hermione Granger Uh... Yes, what Harry said...
Severus Snape Who would send that to unsuspecting men! I will have you know I do not need that to keep an erection.
Harry Potter I'm... going to walk away now...
Hermione Granger Good.. Good luck with that...
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Fred Weasley - George Weasley What can we do George, He thinks we were the ones to get him the Viagra!
George Weasley Keep calm and it'll blow over...
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Bellatrix LeStrange More tea Mr. Specklesworth?
Lucius Malfoy Were you thrown when you were a baby, Bella?
Bellatrix LeStrange Don't you dare say a bad word about Mr Specklesworth or I will Crucio you into the next century!
Lucius Malfoy Yes, certainly thrown when a baby.
Bellatrix LeStrange *hisses*
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Voldemort Dark-Lord My brownie mix went all over the ceiling!
Bellatrix LeStrange Lick it off then?
Voldemort Dark-Lord I did. Amazing what dark magic can do.
Bellatrix LeStrange You're not wearing that pink apron from Severus are you?
Voldemort Dark-Lord It's comfy, and protects my robes.
Severus Snape It wasn't me that gave you the apron My Lord, it was Lucius.
Fred burst out laughing at the thought of Voldemort in a bright pink apron, the images imprinting on his mind for the rest of the day as he shut down the computer and went to find George to retell the tale.