(So hows life? [Listens to readers responses] Oh ok, really? Well thats cool. So I was thinking reviews would be nice maybe? Possibly? D: ahahahaha heres chapter two! Goes and sits in the corner twiddling thumbs)

''Well good morning to you mrs. Ray of sunshine!" Taryn is practically chirping to Eleia I stifle a snicker or two.

"Thank god your here two I thought all my families karma had caught up to me and that I'd be stuck in hell with her." I make my point and point towards Eleia

Glaring in my direction Eleia sticks her tongue out, "Real mature Seph."

She spits each word out I smirk before replying and will smirk afterwards as well probably. "So is sticking your tongue out."

"So guys does anyone recognize where we are? Maybe Mexico? But We've been to Mexico and this doesn't seem…Mexicoey."

Taryn has such a way with words but true where are we? "Well we could get sun stroke and possibly die which does sound rather fun hmm.

Or we could find a town and ask where we are so girls which sounds more preferable?" I say staring them head on as we all burst out laughing I stop first followed by Taryn then Eleia stops as well.

"Well lets get going and find a damn town already!" Eleia says looking ready to charge into the sunset like the idiot she tends to be (sigh).

"Wait!" Surprised I turn and look towards Taryn as she stands pointing towards the distance.

I follow her pointed finger and find myself gazing at a huge, wrinkly, pink, weird thing which is the words that seem to describe this oddity.

"What the hell? Is that a hairless dog?" Eleia shouts pointing erratically.

"More like an obese dog?"Taryn throws back as the pink thing continues to charge, none of us moving or running….yeah we're smart, not.

"Hm maybe its a chupacabra?" I state breaking from my sarcastic thoughts.

"You know it sort of looks like something out of a horror movie..or a game…" Taryn mumbles the last thought as she suddenly seems to go into deep thought.

"Yeah your right. Hmm actually it looks rather familiar." Eleia says scratching her chin.

"An old boyfriend perhaps." I say innocently but before Eleia can respond I cut her off.

"Actually it reminds me of a mole rat off of Fallout 3." After I relay my suspicions we all think about it but before any of us can respond we hear a hideous shriek.

"Awe shit its here!." Eleia says turning towards it just as it begins to snarl and hiss.

"No shit sherlock." I mutter quietly or so I thought.

"What'd you say you ass queen!" And at that moment the mole rat jumps Eleia and then me and Taryn panic as we try to tear it off without touching

the stupid hideous thing. Giving up quickly I look for something to knock it off of her with and spot a wooden board ten feet away

so I scrambling with my heart beating as fast a hummingbirds wings I run and pick up the board and nearly impale my hand on something sharp.

I don't pay attention to that and quickly pick it up from the other end and charge towards the creature attacking one of my best friends.

Taryn has it by its pudgy leg, quickly raising my weapon I start swinging only to stop suddenly when a grotesquely sour smell invades my nostrils and a sudden thumping

sound is heard to my right as I turn to look I see something black and big galloping fast towards us.

Something I've only seen in my favourite game, a Yaoi gaoi.

Well we didn't figure out it was a mutated bear until I helped Taryn up and looked towards Eleia's crumpled form expecting the worst.

"What took you so dam friggin' long Seph!" Eleia shouts swiftly sitting up in one swift movement pointing an accusing glare in my direction

not a scratch on her except for her now shredded shirt which offered a good view of her white tank underneath.

"What a nice way of saying thanks for saving your idiotic ass." I spit back but before a fight breaks out

Taryn bends and picks up the board, I didn't even realize I dropped it…

"Guys I don't really think the Yaoi gaoi is our friend or that he'll wait for you both to finish your fight…"

Taryn noticeable gulps as she keeps her coal black eyes trained on the yaoi gaoi as it continues to feast on its catch

I grab Taryn by the shoulder and start inching back Eleia copies our movements, if we can make it to those rocks….

Someones feet shift rocks and rubble quickly the Yaoi gaol turns around with is face covered in its lunch..ew.

It starts to growl from its stomach and takes a step towards us, we all freeze.

I'm scared shitless, too afraid to attempt to move as slobber drops from its jaws before it lets out a roar and charges towards us for the kill!

"Run Eleia, Taryn!" I scream jumping in front of them expecting them to listen instead I end up head butting someone.

I feel my body collide with another and grunt form the head one impact.

Then I hear a few gun shots and a lot of curses.

"You son o a bitch! That all you got? Yeah take that you fuck!"

I open my eyes and the first thing I see is someones ass.

"Eleia get your ass out of my face I don't want fucking pink eye." I growl out the last part.

Turns out we all tried to save the other and collided with each other.

"Taryn was that your ass I felt?" Eleia asks as she rolls away from the pile.

"Close, it was my left breast I think?" Taryn answers back as she stands up scratching her head.

"You think?" Eleia smirks someone clears their throat, Damn I forgot someone saved us.

We turn and see a man with russet coloured hair in a sort of an adventurers outfit or at least it seemed so.

"Andy Stahl." Taylor whispers to me I nod in assent.

"You guys don't look like your from here…" Andy who doesn't know we know his name drawls eyeing us suspiciously.

"Your real lucky I was passing through and decided to save your dumb asses."

He states it as a fact the ass hole. "What was that?" Eleia struggles to keep from shouting but fails.

He sighs and massages his temples. "Listen loud mouth, the louder you are equals unwanted attention."

He talks to Eleia like he's speaking to a small child, Eleia pouts which is surprising(she never admits to being wrong.

"I saved your asses so what ya got?" Andy says directing his attention to all of us I start to reply but Taryn answers first.

"We can work it off." what the hell Taryn?

"What?" As if in some cheesy movie all of us say the same thing excluding Taryn.

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