(Sorry I haven't updated in forever! I've been going crazy in art college -_- Well I promise to be a better author! :D)
I will make you pay! My dear friends! You will feel my wrath! As my anger rakes through your body and souls! Taryn smiles, it grates on my flaming nerves, Seph frowns bringing me a bit of little pleasure.
"Hmm…No.''
My inner thought process hits a brick wall that Andy has so thoughtfully thrown into my path.
"Excuse me!? Fucking excuse me you fuck head! Are you fucking denying our fucking glorious services, Forget that! The talents I have are so-o beyond your sad excuse of a restaurant!"
"Your not exactly helping your case-wait how did you know I own a restaurant?"
'Oh shit!'
Oh yes little voice in my head you are right, dear lovely elephant poop.
"Well its the way you er dress and; YOU SMELL!"
Sweat starts beading on the tip of my nose wiping the moisture Andy frowns Swallowing My nervousness I pray to whatever higher power there is for help.
"Excuse me?!"
Seph sighs making me glance towards her I catch her as she stretches lazily.
"What she means is that the smell of radio active meat doesn't leave clothes very easily. Before you make another excuse I'm sure you have some job we can do for you. You did save us, that's quite rare out here.''
Seph levels a convincing look onto Andy; A skill she has mastered quite well.
An eternity seems to pass while the heat of the wastelands sun bears down on us.
"Ok. Seems as if one of you has brains. I might have something you can do and if you guys try anything Simms will straighten you out.
The tension in my shoulder disappears as if on cue my body sags in relief.
"Heh heh heh.''
Taryn smirks diabolically after a moment a thought strikes me.
"You wanted that to happen didn't you!''
She doesn't even cringe, hell! She smiles wider.
"Well I didn't wanna sleep out here on our first night. Come on El that'd be really stupid. We'd prob wake up to a mole rat humping one of us.''
Cringing at the thought of that lovely image I shake the thought away.
"Ok maybe you have a point. Still I would have liked a say or heads up in your plans.''
"What are you two talking about? First night of what?''
'Oh damn me and my big mouth'
Turning around to address our forgotten guest, Andy stares at me with a confused expression while Seph wears a 'Are you an idoit? Oh yeah you are'
Dammit this time she's right.
"Obviously they've had too much heat. Coupled with their imaginations, who knows what they could be going on about.''
Andy raises a brow before shaking his head.
"I don't want to even guess. Lets just go."
Turning to us Seph gives us a look while running her finger across her mouth as in, 'Keep you trap shut!'.
So I'm going to try update regularly :D Try is the key word. Remember reviews make my hands itch write thus me updating faster!