Impossible
A Butchubbles Ficlet in Another Person's Point of View
By thecakehater
Your hair is blond and your eyes are blue
Half the guys are after you.
-Ed Sheeran-
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You have always considered yourself as pretty decent guy.
Keyword, DECENT.
So as you stared at yourself in the mirror one thing was on your mind,
ASK BUBBLES OUT.
Yes, as a Mitchelson, it only seems fair that you should get yourself a pretty decent girl.
And who's better than the cute blonde herself?
So with a shrug, you got out from your bathroom and off to school.
Formulating ways to coolly ask her out without getting too sappy
But little did you know that that mere act would lead you to a suicide mission.
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Here you were minding your own business, well actually you were hogging on Bubbles (the girl of your dreams) who was actually the one minding her own business until you decided to barge in and disrupt her peace and quiet. But hey, it wasn't like you knew that she just wanted to be alone. Anyways here you were being your perfectly innocent self until a not so innocent flash of green decided to ram you into one of the bone breaking and skin bruising steel lockers, which made you realize for a slight second that maybe you did push Bubbles a wee bit back there, but what did anyone expect? You are Mitch Mitchelson after all. You always got what you wanted. Well except her of course, considering as you're lying on the floor wincing in pain (Fucking hurt like hell!). Yeah, not a good thing for your reputation.
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The flash of green turned out to be Butch with his mighty glare, which did not, I mean did NOT make you wet on your pants in utter fear. Nope you were not afraid after all; you just drank way to much orange juice this morning.
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The scene you had the glory to watch was quite strange. Well, judging by the gentleness of the green eyed beast towards the blonde girl was quite the contrast towards his treatment for you. He was even asking if she was okay! Of course she was okay. Look at her standing perfectly on the floor while you on the other hand can't even move without crying manly tears. Yes manly, because you Mitch Mitchelson are nothing BUT manly.
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Anyway, since when did these two become so close? And what's with that Robin-chick sighing and squealing? Is she sick or something? Maybe she choking or something because she's all red and stuff.
Last time you checked, Butch and Bubsy were not anywhere friends. They were enemies, rivals.
Everyone knew that! So what's with them?
And what are they saying about having dinner at some diner together? Man, maybe you did hit your head way too hard because that would never ever happen. Unless, this is a parallel universe or something.
You know, I'm enjoying this writing style way too much for my own good that I'm writing another series in this writing. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed reading this!
(Psst. If you're interested the other series is already published. But only if you're INTERESTED. I won't force you)