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Chapter Four
Serena-loves-Angst
Hijikata angrily takes a seat in the movie theater, still majorly pissed at Gintoki for breaking his lighter. What right did he have to shatter Mayokura like that?!
None!
That's right; Gintoki had no right to break Mayokura into dozens of tiny pieces! I'll bust that guy's face next time for sure, no matter how much I like seeing it contort when I'm fu— NO! Bad, Hijikata! You do not think of screwing that idiot when you're furious at him. He mentally scolds himself.
The lights dim and My Neighbor Pedro flickers to life on the big screen, Hijikata only chose to watch it because on one of his days off he'd gone to see it, but the stupid permhead distracted him. Fucking idiot and his stupid voice (not when he's moaning in pleasure), his stupid lips (that seem to always be perfectly soft and firm yet pliable against his), his hair (not when Hijikata's tugging at it when Gintoki's giving him one of his amazing blowjobs), his stupid fists (not when their tugging on Hijikata's erection during handjobs), and most of all, stupid Gintoki.
Hijikata growls, grinding his teeth down on his unlit cigarette (unlit, courtesy of Gintoki). Screw it, I'm probably going to punch him then fuck him the next time I see him. He thinks to himself, Doesn't mean I still won't be mad. He'll have to buy me a new one, and possibly be my slave for the day. Hijikata almost gets a nosebleed as he thinks about Gintoki being his slave for the day; he's imagining him dressed in a maid's outfit…
STOP! Hijikata yells at himself mentally, does he really have that little control over his thoughts? Shameful, he should just commit seppuku!
Hijikata scoffs at himself before shifting his sitting position so that he can cover up his little…problem. He sits through the next hour and a half trying to control his thoughts; his problem went away easily enough. Why wouldn't a man go flaccid at seeing Pedro in only underwear?
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After the movie is over Hijikata heads back to the barracks, he'd only gotten half a day off anyways. He throws off his yukata and puts on his work uniform, making sure to dust his shoulder once he sees the speck of dirt on it. He checks himself in the mirror before sliding the tatami door and entering his office, not liking how the 10-foot tall stack of papers on his desk have magically appeared since his time out in the morning.
Hijikata rubs his temples, knowing that it must be either Sougo's new way of trying to kill him (papercut of doom~) or Yamazaki's lack of responsibility in filling out his own damn paperwork ("Hehe, sorry, I was talking to Tama about anpan when a badminton match suddenly erupted on the streets and I had to take part!" Take part Hijikata's ass, he'd be handing Yamazaki his if it was his fault that Hijikata's having to fill out paperwork).
Hijikata sighs, setting down to work.
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After hours Hijikata finishes the last report, trudging to the sliding door that leads to his room. He doesn't care that he hasn't gotten any dinner; he just wants to sleep and forget that today even happened. So, he enters his room, tossing off his shoes, jacket and socks before climbing into bed. Most nights he would stay over at Gintoki's, since the Yorozuya scarcely came to the barracks. If he did, many of the officers would wonder what the strange moans from Hijikata's office and neither of them wanted that.
Going out? All we've done is fuck, screw, fuck, screw, and fuck. Hijikata thinks to himself, Maybe…Maybe we should actually do something together… Hijikata's eyebrows scrunch together, On a date words have to be exchanged, when you're screwing that's all you're doing, the only vocal things are moans and screams of pleasure. He thinks, You're thinking too much into this, Toushiro, just get some sleep. He sighs, turning over.
Oogushi-kun, looks like that silly wish I'd made before is coming true… You better come for me soon…
Hijikata's eyes open and he shoots up off the bed. He looks around, on alert. He could've sword he'd just heard Gintoki's voice!
"Tch, it's nothing." He mutters to himself, going back to himself.
But on the contrary, Hijikata Toushiro, it's not "nothing".
Dun dun dun~ Cliffie :D Hee hee~ Review for the next chapter and you'll see the start of some TakaGin goodness!