Author: Introduce Homestuck and/or Hetalia. (Pachimew)
You attempt to channel this strange entity called AUTHOR, creator of EVERYTHING and NOTHING AT THE SAME TIME. However, you notice this aura of ASSHOLERY that tells you in a whisper "No…"
As you try to evade it and continue with the story, you hear the same whispering voice "t now…"
Your eyes start to tear a little as a ray of hope emerges from all the ASSHOLERY, just for it to extinguish at the voice of "Not never". That was actually a double negative, and you're not sure what does it means anymore… Let's continue with the story ok?
Andy: Pester Red (Pachimew)
toymakerScareless (TS) began pestering compulsiveCatcher (CC)
TS: REddy... hear me out... stop hugging him
TS: UNless you wanna share a brain with your Guardian and such...
TS: LOok... take a hint... he's pushing you
TS: OH... don't squeeze him tighther... for goodness sake...
TS: SOrry... we need you... A little scare now and then is not that bad...
TS: ... HOpe that helps
CC: -TS scares CC-
CC: -CC escaped safely-
TS: ANd now you're in your room... I suppose that last messages were your auto-responder right...
CC: DDDDD: duuuuude
CC: whhhhyyyy did uuuu treeeww dat ttaaable overrre heere?
CC: DDDDD:
TS: REddy please read the conversation so far...
CC: huuuuh?
CC: whwhwhwhhwwhaaaaat? DDD:
TS: YEah...
TS: YOu see... the act of prototyping entails two tiers...
TS: YOur sprite... i mean... mr. purrthree
CC: heee insist you call hiiim mr. purrsprite :3
TS: OK... mr. purrsprite... well... you have to fuse him with something else...
TS: BUt not now... according to the walkthrough hunger gave to me... only a fool would prototype to a second tier at this moment...
TS: YOu hear me...?
CC: OK! :] noooo mooore jokes rite?
TS: YEah... you're taking this witha complete maturity... i'm sou proud of you reddy...
CC: :3
TS: OK... well... follow the advice from mr. purrsprite... he knows what to do...
TS: I still have my own problems to deal... are we clear...?
CC: YESSIR! :3
TS: GOod boy... i trust you're gonna be succesful...
TS: WEll, gotta go...!
TS: TAke care...
CC: :3
toymakerScareless (TS) ceased pestering compulsiveCatcher
At least you're sure Red will be safe.
Another meteor falls, and this one is near your building. The ground shivers, but calms after a moment. It shaves a year from your lifespan, and more if this continues like this. What will you do?