Andy: Quickly toss in your handy desk lamp (Pachimew)
You open your Sylladex. Some people often tell you you have the most pointless and complicated Sylladex they ever seen, but the truth is you've never had a problem with that.
Your modus is called LIFEBREATH. And as such, it gives sentience to anything you captchalogue. It comes with a price though. You've never seen your stuff moving, but retrieving something from it depends on the willingness the object has to be retrieved. That's why people think it's pointless. But you disgress. You treat every object you touch like it was a member of your family.
Your toys love you, your gadgets love you, even your weapons love you. So they're always ready for action.
You check your sylladex and there's a handy desk lamp. You call her "Flexy". Well, you successfully retrieve her, so it may seem she want's to play.
As quick as you can you toss her to the Kernelsprite. A yellow flash blinds you for a second, but then you recover your sight.
The yellow orb now has a lamp head and it's making weird electric noises. Now's the time to destroy the "Entry fee"!
Andy: Wonder where the strange voice in your head is coming from
Now, before you do it, you start contemplating why are you following these commands, but you think this is getting too meta so you drop it. There's more important things to do, like wondering why does that mouse pointer is following you... AAAARGH! TOO META AGAIN!. You should really stop that or I'm commanding the guy commanding you to command you to jump from the building, and you know I'm not kidding.
As you shake your head, all the meta goes away, along with the pointer and the voice. You check the clock on the Cruxtruder. There's less than a minute. A bright orange light illuminates the building, even though the sun still shining. You look behind and see the most unnecessarily enormous meteor approaching you. You have to act now.