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This one's just to embarrass Misaki :P Crack and fluff if you squint, and yay for smexytiemz!
13.
"You're better than you give yourself credit for-at least you understand when you hear it. As for writing it- you should start off with translation. Maybe a simple pop song or two," Usagi-san says. Then he prints out whatever he's been reading and hands it to the brunet. "See, this one's by Lady Gaga, bet you've heard of it. She's pretty controversial."
"Is she?" Misaki doesn't recognize the name at first.
"The meat-dress woman?"
"Oh." He's not sure what to say to that, instantly pinpointing who Usagi-san's talking about. So he just stands there awkwardly.
"Off with you," his boyfriend (Misaki blushes when he thinks the word) says, turning back to his laptop. "I'm going to listen to her album now."
"Oh-ok." Misaki backs out of the room, printout in hand. He always gets a weird answer whenever he asks for English lessons from Usagi-san, so he's actually surprised at the non-pervyness. He makes his way to his room and pulls out his chair.
Misaki reads the lyrics, his forehead beginning to develop a twitch.
There is just no way. This is not what he's thinking it is.
No freaking way.
A ride...disco...
At the same moment as him processing the song he's currently reading, another song blasts through the house on the new home theatre.
He stomps out and down the stairs into the living room. The soon-to-dead lord and master of the penthouse looks towards his beloved and extremely pissed mistress-err, master-ess? Whatever.
"What the heck is this?!" he hollers at Usagi-san, who placidly stares back at him. He waves the printout in his face.
"Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face!" Lady Gaga wails in the background.
"Lyrics?" the blond man says blankly.
"Don't play innocent with me!" he says, an angry and embarrassed flush making itself known on his face. He's leaning dangerously close to the man, which he realizes a moment too late, as violet eyes twinkle with mischief.
"Oh?" The stupid rabbit's smirking now. "You want us to play something different then?" Misaki's suddenly in his lap, and it's a bit difficult to breathe when his boyfriend's hot breath is fanning against his neck like that and those lovely hands are pulling down his pants and... "Hey! Where are you putting your hands?!"
Usagi-san kisses him, effectively shutting him up. Misaki tries to hold back a moan and fails miserably when the blond presses up into him- his half-hard erection is appreciating the wonderful friction against those expensive trousers. His lover changes the song, the new beat is sensual and it's extremely embarrassing to realize that he's practically in the perfect position for a lap dance. And then he recognizes the lyrics. "You little-! You totally set me up!"
"Mm-hmm." The asshole doesn't even deny it! Misaki squeaks and then looks horrified as the blond's slick fingers penetrate him and hit that spot almost right away. When the hell did he get lube?!
"What say, Mi-chi?" He gives Usagi-san his best glare, even as he squirms under the assault of those talented fingers and oooh, that tongue in his ear is making him melt. "Wanna take a ride on my disco-stick?" he quotes teasingly, even as the same line blares on the stereo.
Misaki lets go of it for now, attacking his surprised boyfriend right back, because as lame as it is, there are very, very few things as hot as his rabbit speaking English.
End drabble thirteen.
A/N: Bet you weren't expecting something this pervy :P I remember the first time I listened to Love Game I didn't pay much attention to the lyrics, just memorized them. When I was singing them later in class I kind of realized the disco stick reference and man, was that awkward! XD Monster all the way! Any Gaga fans here btw?