Mount Boor, The home of Valard. This place is the worst place in Nelfheim. It's really hot in here. I see many skeletons, from monsters until….human? Where did he get the humans? Is he kidnapped them?
Strange voice: "I wonder why the princess of Nelfheim comes to my place, alone? You seem not scared at all with my place"
Me: "Why don't you show your ugly face? Don't be a coward"
Valard: "Hahaha. Sharp tongue"
That monster comes out from the shadow. Valard the blood thirsty monster. He is very tall (giant), red skin, red eyes, sharp teeth (shark) and well, actually not bad-looking (damn). But I can smell bloods from his aura.
Valard: "Why you come to my place, princess?" (He is gazing my belly)
Valard: "Are you sick? Or you just ate a whole curculheim?"
Me: "I bear a giant baby"
Valard: "Who is the lucky man? I should congratulate him" (He smiles, but I know he is angry)
Me: "Loki, the second son of Odin. He is Asgardian"
Oh, he looks more bad mood when I said Odin. Now, I'm really unsure sending Loki and Thor here. Maybe, I will cancel this dangerous matter.
Valard: "Loki the God of Mischief? I thought he was she. I ever met him before, quite a long time. I think when he was a child. Oh yeah, I almost raped him that day. But Odin prevented my act and wounded me"
Valard: "He really looks alike you. Same attitude. But different in courage. He whined loudly when I kissed him. He has softly lips. But you! You are very brave to come to my place alone. Do you think I will not harm a pregnant woman?"
Me: "Why should I scare to you?"
Valard: "Tell me your purpose to come to my place. Maybe I'll think to let you go"
Me: "I want you to train my husband and his brother"
Valard is the best magician and fighter. Actually, he could be a ruler of realm. But he didn't like it. He is a free soul. He does what he wants. His is as strength as Odin and Papa. Malakith is nothing compared to him.
Valard: "What? You want me to kill your husband and his brother?"
Me: "Don't twist my words. Your are the best….ehem warrior I know" (yeah beast, monster, murderer)
Valard: "And what prize I will have?" (I don't like his tone)
Me: "How about become a ruler in Jotunheim?"
Valard: "Hemm, not interested. How about…YOU?"
He is walking around me, and looking at me from head to toe.
Me: "I already became Loki's wife"
Valard: "I can kill him easily"
Me: "don't ever you think about that!"
Valard: 'How about your baby? If you gives birth a girl, I want her to be my wife" (Are you pedo bear?)
Me: "Ah sorry Mr. Valard. I'll not allow my daughter to be your wife"
Me: "I think I don't have anything to discuss with you anymore. So, just forget about my purpose and I'll back to my home"
This beast asked for my unborn daughter! This is beyond my mind. I better leave as soon as possible. I know it's hard to deal normally with this beast
Shit, he is blocking my way.
Valard: "Do you think I'll let you leaving this place with ease?"
Me: "Papa will come after your life if you dare hurt me"
Valard: "I don't care. You know so long I have great desire to have you. And now, you come to my place. It feels like I get my Christmas gift. And I don't know what is Christmas really are"
Valard: "Honestly, you look more bad-ass now. UH, I really want to drag you to my bed and dig in your hole" (I get goosebumps all over my body)
I can feel his hot breath on my neck. Damn it, I should listen papa.
Valard: "But don't worry princess, I will do it very slowly to the core. But not guarantee for the baby"
Me: "Enough! I'm a princess of Nelfheim. I will not be bullied by dull creäture like you"
Me: "Ouch my hands. Let go off me" (He grabs my hands)
Me: "I said LET GO"
Valard: "Shit! You freeze my hands"
Me: "You make me so mad. You dare underestimate me. Do you think I'm just weak princess. I'm not Disney princess"
Me: "Let we make a deal. If I can beat you, you must to train Loki and Thor without any complain and without any dirty mind. But if I lose, you can have me and do whatever you want with me"
Valard: "HAHAHAHA, I really like you. Remember princess, this is your deal. Don't regret it"
Valard: "Can we start now? Don't think I will hold my power"
Me: "Yes, we can start the fight now! You'll regret it!"
Oh yes, I'll make sure this beast regret for making me really angry. WHAT? I'M A BAD MOTHER? RISKY MY BABY ONLY FOR MY PRIDE? No, this baby is a fighter. My child has Jotun bloods in his/her vein. But yes, this is the most deathly deal I ever made.
Valard: "Ready for me?"
Me: "Bring it on"