A/N: So because of all the good reviews, I decided to write a list for each character, or at least the main ones, along with Fantasy Bloomed. She's an awesome friend of mine & she wrote the whole bottom part. Here's Bella. Enjoy :D
51 Things Bella Can't Do:
(Bella is human.)
1. Bella cannot save the world.
2. Because she trips too much.
3. Bella can't have a pet piranha.
4. Because she will trip and fall in the tank.
5. Isabella can not wash Edward's Vanquish.
6. Because it is sacred to him.
7. And she would trip in the soapy water.
8. Bella can't fight.
9. Because she will trip.
10. Bella can't play sports.
11. Because she hurts innocent people.
12. And because she will fall on her face.
13. And also because Emmett will re-die laughing.
14. Bella can't write an autobiography.
15. Because she might get a paper-cut.
16. Bella can't make an army of vampire squirrels and make them attack Alice just because Alice wanted to plan another wedding for Bella.
17. Because then Jasper will make Bella feel terrible and trip her.
18. Isabella cannot go streaking.
19. Because the embarrassment will make her trip.
20. She can't spend the night at Jacob's.
21. Because Edward will trip.
22. Bella can't run with scissors.
23. Do I even have to say why?
24. She can't prank call 911.
25. Because it's illegal.
26. And she would trip when the cops chase her.
27. She would end up in jail.
28. And her parents would trip.
29. Bella can't swim in the ocean.
30. Because she will trip underwater somehow.
31. She can't shuffle.
32. Because that is Rosalie's thing.
33. And Bella would trip.
34. Isabella Marie Swan Soon-to-be-Cullen cannot reject gifts from Edward.
35. Because then the next time she trips, he will not catch her.
36. Bella can't get wasted.
37. Because she trips enough when she's sober.
38. She can't go to a rock concert.
39. Because head-banging will make her dizzy and she will trip.
40. She cannot become a doctor.
41. Because blood makes her faint.
42. Bella cannot play karaoke.
43. Her singing is as graceful as her dancing.
44. She can't go out with Mike.
45. Even as friends.
46. Because Edward will rip him to shreds.
47. And Bella will trip.
48. Bella can't go cliff-diving.
49. Because she will manage to trip in the air.
50. Bella is banned from Hot Topic.
Edward and Emmett were sitting on the couch in the Cullen's house. Edward was drawing. Emmett. Well, Emmett was playing with a Barbie doll.
"Emmett, what the hell are you doing? That's Alice's favorite modeling doll," Edward said with a quick chuckle. Suddenly, Emmett was sticking the doll into the side of his neck.
"She likes you Eddie-kins! She likes you!" he said in a shrill girlie voice.
Edward slapped him.
"Oww. What was that for?" He asked, rubbing his cheek.
"Stop being creepy" Edward said and relaxed against the couch. Suddenly, from upstairs came a loud bang, then a groan. Edward zipped up the stairs like usual, only to find Bella laying on her back by the piano. Also, the leg of the piano was broken. He looked around in shock.
"Bella, what are you doing?" He said, kneeling beside her. She rubbed the side of her head.
"I wanted to try to play the piano..." she admitted softly. He looked at her.
"Then how'd you end up on the floor...?" Edward asked hesitantly.
Behind him, Emmett was laughing.
"Umm... When I went to sit down on the bench... I maybe, sort of, missed the bench..." She sighed.
Suddenly, Emmett fell on the ground laughing.
"And the piano leg?" Edward asked.
"I tried to catch myself..." she admitted again.
Edward was silently laughing at his poor girlfriend. Suddenly, a pen hit the back of the head. Quickly, he grabbed it, and scribbled at the bottom of the "50 things Bella can't do" list.
51. Bella can't play the piano at the risk her butt will miss the bench.
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:Dee