A/N: Hey! It's been a while since I updated this. I don't know if this one is as good as the others, but I hope you like it!

Enjoy :D

1. Alice Cullen can't buy Victoria's Secret (the whole store).

2. Or the Gucci store or the Coach store.

3. Alice can't buy the entire mall!

4. Alice can't host the Grammy's at their house.

5. Or the Oscars.

6. Or AFV.

7. Alice can't get a cat and name her Bella to make fun of Bella's grace.

8. She can't throw cats at Bella either.

9. Alice cannot screw a light bulb in.

10. Because she's afraid to be electrocuted.

11. She can't swim in the ocean.

12. Because she's afraid of being electrocuted by an electrical eel.

13. She can't tell Jacob's future.

14. Or Nessie's.

15. Alice can't open a store called Forever 18

16. Or Eternally 18 or Perpetually 18

17. Alice can't play Bella Barbie with Bella.

18. Except on holidays.

19. Only because Bella loves her.

20. No making up holidays.

21. Alice has to stop finding loopholes to the rules!

22. Alice cannot wear a cowgirl costume in public.

23. No matter how "in" it is.

24. Because Jasper will not resist- wink, wink.

25. And Emmett will re-re-die laughing.

26. No playing rugby in the house.

27. Alice is banned from Build-A-Bear Workshop.

28. She cannot plan another wedding for Bella.

29. Because Bella will create an army of vampire-squirrels and make them attack Alice.

30. In the unlikely event that Alice could plan another wedding for Bella, she cannot make it over the top and spend millions on it.

31. Alice has to stop telling Bella that she has already seen it as a lavish banquet followed by celebrity appearances at Notre Dame.

32. Alice Cullen is forbidden to steal any more cars without a very good excuse.

33. Ice cream is not a good excuse.

34. Alice can no longer rip any one's head off.

35. Alice can't beat Jacob at cliff-diving.

36. Yes she can!

37. No she can't!

38. Jacob sucks at cliff diving!

39. No he doesn't!

40. Yes he does!

41. The only reason Jacob loses is because Alice cheats with her ancientness and ages of experience.

42. Jacob's a sore loser and just admitted that Alice wins.

43. Jacob is not allowed to stick his tongue out at Alice.

44. Jacob cannot flick Alice off.

45. Jacob smells funny.

46. This list is not about Jacob, it's about Alice.

47. Alice can't write her own list because she goes on random rants with others.

48. Alice cannot fly an airplane.

49. She also can't eat one.

50. Alice can't throw books every time someone tells her she can't do something.

Alice can't throw books every time someone tells her she can't do something.

"But why not?" Alice whined for the 50th time.

"You just can't," Edward said.

Alice threw another book, but Edward dodged and it hit the back of a librarian.

The librarian stomped over and said, "Young lady, I am going to have to ask you to leave right this moment! This is a library, not a playground!"

"Really? I had no idea," she muttered under her breath.

The librarian looked at the rest of the Cullen clan. "Are you with her?"

"No, we found her in the trashca-" Emmett started, but got cut off by a flying book.

The librarian glared at Alice and pointed to the exit.

"But we're working on a list! We just need one more item to-" Bella pleaded.

The librarian snatched the list out of Bella's hands and scrawled something at the bottom.

51. Alice Cullen is not allowed into Forks Public Library.

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