The morning air was humid, and clouds gathered in the gray sky. A storm was slowly brewing. Fado found himself once again plodding up the well-worn dirt path towards his farm. This time, he was lugging an armful of straw bundles, to fix the barn roof with. Unfortunately, that strange man Falibi wasn't thoughtful enough to come back and help fix the mess he had made with the barn's ceiling. That probably had something to do with Hardinger eating his trousers.
Fado sighed. It was still mostly dark out, but he really couldn't leave the goats with a gaping hole above their heads in the rain. Plus it would make him have to change their bedding two days early. As Fado neared the lone building in the field, he noticed a strange light floating slightly above the roof. He figured the floating was a trick of the light.
Maybe Falibi decided to come back after all, Fado thought, I wonder what kind of lantern he's using. The lanterns he'd seen typically glowed orange or yellow. This lantern was a piercing ghostly blue. Now that he was closer, Fado noticed that he didn't see any silhouettes to show proof of anyone on top of the barn. He stepped closer. The ladder he normally used was leaned against the fence where it was supposed to be. How did that light get on the roof? Picking up the ladder, Fado leaned it against the barn wall. Figuring he wouldn't need his own light if there was already a bright lantern on the roof, he perched his own flickering lamp on the ground, careful to place it on a patch of dirt. It would be horrible if the field burst into flames. Then he climbed the ladder.
The first thing he noticed after clambering onto the top of the barn, was that there was no-one up there- just as he'd assumed. The second realization was that the light really was floating- hovering about four feet above the center of the roof. It made slight clicking sounds, as the lamp swung back and forth on its holding ring. Suddenly, the light started moving slowly towards him. A faint cackling arose from a spot above the advancing lantern.
Shuff! One bundle of straw was unexpectedly whipped out of his hands, flew past the roof, and landed on the ground below.
"Whoa- Hey!" He yelled at the lamp. The light pulled back and hovered threateningly in tight circles a few feet away from him. Fado glanced around to find something to fend off the offensive lantern. He dropped the remaining straw bundles and reached over the side of the barn to rip off a peeling chunk of bark on the wall. Gripping his new weapon tightly, he cautiously eyed the blue glowing lamp as it advanced again. Instead of letting it get to close a second time, he swung his piece of wood as hard as he could. Unluckily or not, he misaimed and swung too high. Instead of passing through air, the plank collided with an invisible something. The thing screeched and fell back, hovering menacingly.
It advanced again, faster this time. Unfortunately for it, Fado charged at the same time, holding up his plank of bark and screaming "Yaaaah!" The thing collided painfully with the plank and fell backwards onto the ground. The lamp stayed still- was it dead? Fado approached it cautiously, feeling a bit sorry. For a moment, nothing happened. Then, the lamp sprang up, Making Fado jump back in surprise. The lantern flew back to the middle of the roof, floating as inconspicuous as before.
Then a low growling floated up to Fado's ears, coming from the dark ground below. Peering down, a strange sight beheld him. There was a gray wolf with sharp blue eyes that looked vaguely familiar. That might have been queer enough, but no- It had to be climbing the ladder. The wolf clambered onto the roof and stared at the blue light. It growled again and crouched, completely ignoring Fado, but he didn't mind at all. The lantern changed instantly from being an innocent floating light to an evil flying lantern. The wolf wasn't fazed, and lunged. Unfortunately it missed- falling right through the hole in the roof. So much for that.
Normally, he would have feared the beast would eat his goats, but at the moment the lantern was the bigger problem. "Hiya!" Fado yelled, and threw his plank. It sailed unimpressively past the lamp.
The thing turned on him, the lantern spinning in larger circles. Fado, now realizing it wasn't the best idea to throw his only weapon, picked up an abandoned bundle of straw, using it as a shield.
Shuff! His shield was gone.
Defenseless, Fado backed away towards the ladder. Strangely enough, he heard grunting and the sound of his barn door opening. Who was doing that? A few moments later, the wolf flew over his head and tackled the invisible thing that he assumed was holding the light. The lantern landed on the ground. The blue-eyed beast chomped down on air and made a yanking gesture. The light disappeared with a clanking and a poof of soft blue smoke, leaving Fado slightly blinded in the half-light of morning. The wolf peered at its back, as if having a silent conversation with someone riding him. Then, it nodded, and dissolved into little black and green squares which shot into the sky. Fado stared at the sky where the squares had disappeared. Then it started to rain.
Fado sighed. He hadn't fixed the roof in time. Hardy wouldn't be happy getting wet in his stall. The last thing he needed was a wet, unhappy, stubborn goat. On cue, Hardinger started to complain in loud annoyed bleats. As Fado climbed down from the barn- the straw being too soggy and spread all over the ground to put on the roof- he knew he was in for a rough day.
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A/N Well, managed to squeeze a chapter in today! Again, constructive criticism is very welcome, and so are ideas! But, they need to have a plausible explanation of how and/or why they/it are in or around the barn. Preferably keep the stuff in-game.
NOTE: If you have/can get an account, you don't have to, but I would greatly appreciate it if you could log in when you review, so I don't have to answer them on the fic (I hate long author notes). Thanks!
Ashlee S- This chapter was half inspired by your Majora's Mask alien invasion idea, so thanks for that! Yes, Tingle is going to be on here, though I haven't decided yet what he's going to be doing.
SecretsOfIce- I'm glad that you like this story :) That's awesome that you have a goat named Prim!
Aly- He does have questions, it's just the characters he's met haven't given him the chance to ask properly. I'll try to work on that a bit though.
Guest- I'll probably use that at some point.
Well, that's all for now!