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Warning: No SasuNaru and ItaKyuu in this chapter. Just kind of like a background/filler chapter.

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"Uzumaki Family problem"

"Jiraiya!"

A man with long spiky white hair tied back into a ponytail and red lines that ran down from his eyes flinched at the pitchy scream of anger. Shit, why did he always have to get in trouble for those brats' mistakes? He took his itty bit of chance to run, but was suddenly stopped by a kunai that barely sliced his cheek. Damn it all to hell!

"If you even try to run, I'm going to castrate you!" threatened a womanly voice.

He turned slowly to the person of the voice and flinched in fear of the visual. There stood a beautiful woman with long scarlet hair, slender but highly feminine build, violet eyes that looked similar to blue, and… a dangerous scarlet aura surrounding her.

Good grief, she's just like Tsunade… they both look sexy when mad though. "Get that disgusting thought out of your mind," another woman ordered as she walked into the room.

He chuckled to himself and though what a coincidence she showed up too. "I'm a super pervert so it's my job, Tsunade," he proclaimed with a pervy grin. She scoffed and turned to the other woman with a stern expression.

"As much as I want you to do that Kushina, we need to think about this problem carefully. You can punish him after we find your sons'."

Kushina huffed in disappointment while the aura around her simmered away slowly. "But who knows what's happening to Naru-kun and Kyu-kun! What if some bastards captured them?!"

Tsunade sweat dropped at this since she did know where they were and Kushina was pretty much right. Ebisu was the one who told Kushina about her sons disappearing and Jiraiya was the one who was suppose to be looking out for them too.

Surprisingly Tsunade's secret little bird messaged her this afternoon about the Uzumaki's whereabouts. It was very lucky to have a princess as her apprentice. It was not going to be good to break the news to Kushina and Minato about their sons are going to be brides to Uchiha princes'.

Let's just say that the Uzumaki parents weren't really fond of the Uchiha family mostly the male Uchihas. Not really going to get into that story.

"Well Kushina… they sort of was," Tsunade informed in a hesitated tone. Jiraiya self palmed himself in the face knowing that he was in some deep shit now. It took a few seconds before Kushina lunged at Jiraiya with her claws out for the kill.

"You were suppose to watch them, you fucking idiot!" She screeched while shaking the man like a ragdoll. Jiraiya just grinned like a maniac at the woman manhandling him.

"Awe come on Kushina, you know I can't resist the advances of lovely ladies," he chuckled in a perverted tone.

Both of the women looked at him like he just lost his mind. Although he lost his mind when he lost his virginity at the age of 13, Tsunade thought. That was one mission she should've gone on with him.

"Some dumb sluts are more important than my sons! How dare you!"

"Kushina!" a soft, sturdy voice spoke out in a dominant tone. Jiraiya and Tsunade watched concern replace Kushina's rage. She gently released Jiraiya before walking toward the figure and into their arms.

"Minato, please castrate him." She murmured glaring at the horrified victim.

Really how are you going to lose two boys whose mother would slice your dick off in a second? He should've known better thought Tsunade.

"Let's not get drastic, hunny. Besides I'll deal with him later" Minato cooed in a loving voice while his eyes had a glint to them like a sadist's eyes. She pouts at her fun being ruined but kisses him lovingly. She didn't hate Jiraiya, but his idiotic adventures always got her sons in some kind of trouble.

What the huge difference was that usually her sons got out of the trouble easily but something happened to them this time. She had a disastrous feeling about it. So of course she's going to go ballistic on the man.

Her sons were her pride and joy. She was horrified at first when they wanted to follow in their parents' path of being thieves. But that path seemed life fulfilling to her sons.

Although Naruto seemed a little childish in the arts of thievery than his brother, Kyuubi, who was more advanced in thievery. To put it in family terms, Naruto was just like Kushina while Kyuubi was advanced like his father. It wasn't their fault that they're so loud and obnoxious.

Genetics, people!

Naruto got his looks from his dad while his personality was from her. Kushina got her personality from her….her looks from her….well she was just the oddball. Nevertheless, her sons had a knack to go to on some impossible missions like trying to steal Subaku's prized sand gourd that was the source of their power over sand. They were of course the sand kingdom.

It was a good thing that the king's son, Gaara, took a liking to her adorable Naruto or those two would've been killed. Naruto had that aura that warmed people's hearts and leaves a deep impression on people.

The only bad thing about it was that it attracted some unwanted attention like molesters or secret admirers. One of those admirers was Gaara. She just hoped that Naruto will let him down gently.

Kyuubi was a different story. He knew how to refuse or protect himself in a mannerly way rather than trying to kick the shit out of the molester. Yet if he was trapped in a difficult situation, his fuse would set off like fireworks. It was terribly fun to find the person in the act of messing with her sons.

Let's just say she did some horrific things to them that shouldn't even exist. She chuckled at the images of her perfect torture for the people who have her sons. Her twisted thoughts were interrupted by Minato's fingers caressing her hair. He knew that always calmed her. She held back a whine when he stopped and turned his attention to Tsunade.

"Tsunade, do you know who has them?" he asked watching how Tsunade flinched at the question. He knew that whatever information she had was going to torture Kushina. "…I'm very sorry to inform that the Uchiha royal princes' has them and…." she watched as Kushina turned pale as sheet while Minato just bit his lip in anger.

"What else, Tsunade? Spit it out!"

"Soon they are to be brides of the Uchiha princes'." She answered in a shaky tone, her amber eyes showing deep sympathy to the couple.

"I'm having my little bird staying there a little longer and watch over them. She has declared the Naruto is the bride of Sasuke Uchiha while his brother is the bride of Itachi Uchiha. It seems that both of the princes' have a possessive obsession with them and are very keen on quickly making them their soul mates."

Minato looked down at his trembling wife, wanting to wipe away those past memories that haunted her. Yet he knew the memories were never going to rest until they confronted the source of the problem.

Kushina slipped out of his grasp, her trembling came to an immediate stop while her dark aura busted out of its confines and filled the air in the room. Everybody froze in their place when she looked up with fiery, pained eyes. It was horrifying and saddening to have Kushina in a state of hatred and pain.

"You've got to be kidding me right! There's no way in hell I'm going to lose two more of my loved ones to some demons like Uchihas! One was enough but this time, the Uchiha clan has crossed the line!" She boomed making everyone jump in fright.

Everybody in the room knew of her hatred for the Uchiha clan, mostly for one male. Tsunade still didn't know why the boys were still in the Uchihas' grasps either. Thatperson would've noticed that they were Kushina's sons or would've been told by the boys themselves. They had a knack for sprouting their name often.

That person should've released them somehow. The question was why not? People would think she was going overboard but if they knew about that past and how much she loved her sons, and then they would understand. She watched Kushina's rage be replaced by pure coldness and a hint of amusement. Good lord, this woman was worse than Tsunade and her little bird.

"Minato, I want to go and have a personal meeting with the Uchiha clan. If they don't release our sons then we will be forced to have every single thief from all the kingdoms force them to release our sons," she demanded in a cold reformed tone. Nobody went against her demand knowing what the consequences would be.

With that demand, she left the room followed by Minato who was trying to soothe his wife. Tsunade turned to Jiraiya who was just standing there with a blank expression. "You finally fucked up this time, Jiraiya," she commented bluntly. She took her turn to leave but stopped when she heard shuffling behind her in the shadows.

"Shizune., no wonder you find me in the act of drinking while working. You're very sneaky and quiet. Or just plain lucky." She joked with a weak laugh.

"No, you just don't pay that much attention anymore."

"So very true. So what do you want?"

"I want to ask a question about this ordeal."

"Ask away."

"Tsunade, who did the Uchihas take from her?" Shizune asked walking out from the shadows, frightened by the ordeal that was over. Tsunade was silent for a minute but then answered in a low weak voice, "Mikoto Uchiha."