Six days after the invasion incident, the dark portal still hung ominously in the sky. Thankfully, no more shadow beasts had tumbled out of it. He was beginning to think that maybe, just maybe, nothing would ever happen with it. Still, there was every possibility. The goats, like mostly everything else, completely ignored it, instead focusing on the dry grass they munched on all day, even after Fado fed them. Those animals had bottomless stomachs.

Dusting off his hands, Fado left the musty barn filled with goats, already prepared for a quiet evening. Apparently, that wasn't the goddesses plan. As he started to stride away, a strange echoing, otherworldly sound filled the air, and a large shadow quickly formed over a good-sized portion of the field. Jaw dropping in surprise, Fado stared as a huge section of bridge faded into existence out of black squares flowing out of the portal. On top of the gigantic bridge piece, a familiar blue-eyed wolf, and a small, black, floating creature materialized.

"Are you certain that this thing goes here? Because I'm fairly certain it doesn't," a voice said skeptically. Fado had to assume it was the floating shadow, because he knew wolves couldn't talk. The wolf growled.

"No, I'm fairly certain you said 'farm place' not 'Eldin bridge,'"(1)

The wolf snorted.

"What do you mean I can't hear you properly?! My ears are just fine! If anything, it's your mind that isn't working properly!" Fado didn't know what to think. A wolf was having an argument with a shadow on top of a large bridge section that had mysteriously teleported into his field. Out of all of the weird things he had been suspecting and imagining over the past few days; more shadow beasts, mutant cuckoos, even a deranged, glowing orange cow- this was far more bizarre from any of them. He turned back to listening to the conversation. The shadow was talking again.

"No, I very clearly heard you say 'farm place,'"

"Did not," The shadow replied again.

"For the last time!" the shadow yelled exasperatedly, "I didn't mishear you! You probably thought you said one thing but said another. Sometimes I wonder why I travel with you. You make everything so much more difficult than it should be!"

The wolf barked at it.

"I'm the one who makes things difficult! You're the one who said 'farm place!'" It complained again.

The wolf growled.

"Fine. I just hope you know what you're doing for that 'Cave of Ordeals.' Let's hope your plan isn't just charge in sword swinging, like last time you fought a big enemy. You almost died if I remember right,"

The wolf growled again.

"Alright, fine, I'm going," the shadow sighed. It disappeared, and the wolf and massive bridge piece evaporated into squares and were sucked into the portal, only leaving behind a large patch of crushed grass. Fado sighed with relief, from past experiences, something usually either got destroyed, ruined, or needed repairing by the end of the strange encounter. He had half expected the bridge piece to start floating and smash the barn down like an overly large battering ram. Thankfully, that, nor anything else destructive, had happened.

He only hoped that next time something came through the portal, it was just as harmless.

1- Not completely sure if Midna can understand Wolf Link, but for the sake of the story, she can ^_^

A/N Well, here's part two of Teleport Trouble! Sorry it's kind of short :( I try to keep my chapters at least 700 words long, more if possible, but this one is only at 500 something! Hopefully the next chapter is longer.

I have no idea when I will update next, I unfortunately have two finals coming up to study for, and, as usual, school is the higher priority. I will try to update soon though!

Constructive criticism and reasonable in-game ideas are always welcome and greatly appreciated :D Depending on how many good ideas I get is how long this story will be, so if you want it to be long, ideas are important!

And now for the guest reviewers!

Ashlee S- No problem, glad I could cheer you up! Wooo! Craziness for the win! :D