Me: Okay before you shout at me

I'm sorry… okay you can shout at me

Everyone: YOU SUCK!

Me: sorry I been busy with my other story 'the rising' and my finals and crap like that

Arya: I hate you!

Me: I thought you lovs me?

Arya: meh…

Ajihad: It's cool brah sheel come 'round

Everyone: I thought you were dead?!

Ajihad: meh…

Me: Chapter two!

"What did you say!" growled Arya

"Uuum… that you…have... to go… kiss…Eragon." said Nassuada "nice, elf, lady."

Arya sighed and said "I'll get you back for this, but now I have to go carry out my dare."

With that she got up and started walking casually down the hall, she saw Eragon and kissed him they just kissed until she heard a hoot from behind Eragon. She opened her eyes to see Roran and Katrina laughing their heads off.

"Where did they come from!?" screeched Arya her cheeks going redder than ever before.

"I found them in one of the back rooms… putting their, cloths, back, on." Eragon said the last part with a strange look on his face. Katrina blushed and giggled lightly, while whispering something to Roran. Roran smiled slyly and walked into a dark room. After some sounds of someone moving furniture, he returned.

Arya and Eragon looked at him questioningly and he hot them a look that said 'stop staring at me retards!'

Turning Eragon said "we should probably go back to the table," everyone followed him back, and when he reached the room murtagh stood instantly.

"Did you do it?" the question was directed to Arya.

"yes." He replied flatly, glaring at Nassuada.

"I'll need a firsthand account; you would definitely lie to keep from having to do something like that!" announced orik, an evil grin on his face. "Roran, would you be so kind as to supply that information?" he said winking to Eragon's cousin.

Roran smiled wolfishly and replied "all I saw Arya do was walk in the room and ask how we got here." Roran said, his stupid grin never leaving his face.

Arya's face was that of panic, but then she turned to Roran and gave him a look that said 'i. Am. Going. To. Kill. You.'

Roran let out a strange high-pitched squeal and ducked behind a passed out saphira. Eragon couldn't help but laugh at his cousin's reaction, as did everyone else, except Arya. And Katrina.

When everyone had calmed down, every eye in the room was fixed on Eragon and Arya. Arya shot Nassuada a murderous glare, making her gulp. She slowly leaned into Eragon's lips, she wrapped her arms around his neck, and he slowly, tentatively, moved his hands to her waist.

Having lost all coherent thought and reasoning, or sense of self preservation, Eragon squeezed her ass. Arya instantly snapped out of her trance, and jumped halfway to the ceiling screeching a high-pitched squeal, almost as little girl-ish as the one from Roran. When she reached the floor again she slapped Eragon, not lightly but not as hard as before. Before he had time to recover and move his head back forward, Arya grabbed the back of his neck and kissed him very quickly.

To say that those seated at the table were shocked was an understatement. Then out of nowhere clapping was heard, everyone turned to see Lirothaen and Annari standing in the doorway, grinning wildly. "What are you doing here?! It's, like, a hundred years before your born!" Eragon exclaimed.

Lirothaen chuckled and said "actually, it's a hundred and twenty six years before I'm born. Get your math right, dad. Before you ask, and I'm sure you will, I have no idea how I got here. I woke up in a really dark room that had like a bunch of stone coffins in it. I was about to leave when I heard someone screaming in one of em'. I opened it and there was an old black guy in really fancy cloths screaming bloody murder…" Lirothaen was cut off by Nassuada standing and screaming.

AN

Sorry for the racist joke, jus' had to do it.

"What! That's my dad! Where is he?!" she screamed.

"Uh, he's like right behind us, don't know why he's takin' so long. Oh and I think he completely lost it in that tomb, he's got like these little drums, a weird headband, and he talks crazy."Lirothaen said.

Nassuada rushed out the door, and a few minutes later returned with Ajihad. True to Lirothaen's word he had a small bongo drum trapped around his neck, a striped headband with long dreads hanging wildly down his head, and he did talk funny. Very funny.

"Hey, Eragon! Long time no see, Mon. There are a lot of tings we need to talk about."

"Like what?" Eragon asked in awe.

"Like why we haven't started playing the game again, Mon!" answered Ajihad, merrily.

"Yes, why have we not started playing again… Mon?" asked murtagh playfully.

Nassuada shot him a glare for making fun of her dad, but both murtagh and Ajihad didn't seem to notice.

"What game?" asked Annari and Lirothaen in unison.

"Truth or dare!" crowed Angela happily.

"Uuuuugggggggghhhhh! hat game is evil! But I'll play" said Lirothaen, looking puppy-dog eyes at Annari.

She cursed under her breath and said "fine but don't do the puppy-dog eyes at me ever again!" Lirothaen smiled lovingly at her and quickly kissed her cheek, earning an 'aaawwww' from the people at the table.

When they all sat down (the order was Eragon, Arya, Lirothaen, Annari, orik, murtagh, Nassuada, Ajihad, Angela, Katrina, and Roran.) Arya called "alright, Ajihad, truth or dare?" she asked excitedly.

"Aawww, mon, I choose the dare mon!" he replied in his hilarious accent.

Arya appeared thoughtful for a moment then her face lit up "I dare you to stand on the table and sing thrift shop!"

After a few minute of song Ajihad climbed down from the table. Everyone was laughing. Eragon was slamming his head on the table clutching his sides to keep them from imploding. Arya was on the floor tears streaming from her eyes, small puddles forming by her chin. Nassuada was standing behind her chair doubled over and slapping her knee, while she laughed furiously.

Orik being the first to stop laughing said "that was… the funniest…thing I've seen since…Roran's squeal!" exclaimed orik between giggles.

After several minutes the group stopped giggling, and Ajihad said "orik, mon, truth or dare?"

"Dare!" he answered immediately.

Ajihad got an evil grin and orik visibly paled.

What should orik's dare be?

You decide!

Epic rap battles o… epic tale of drunkenness!

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