It was a quiet evening in the field, and Fado sat leaning against his barn watching the sun gently set below the hills. All of a sudden, two figures formed from the portal still hanging in the sky. Gasping in surprise, Fado saw it was Link… and Princess Zelda? The princess was at his farm? He started to call out, but just then something else came out of the portal. It was a dark man on a black horse, wielding a glowing sword. Fado, Link and Zelda gasped, Fado because the horse looked ominous and he believed it was Ganondorf riding it, and Link and Zelda because he was holding a helmet… that belonged to Midna.

Ganondorf let out a booming laugh and crumpled the mask like clay, letting the pieces fall to the ground. Then Zelda shouted something, throwing her arm in the air. In her hands, a beautiful bow faded out of light, and a quiver of arrows on her back. Then she spoke to Link, who took out his horse call and played the simple, familiar six-note song that always called his horse.

An answering whinny echoed back to them, and Epona charged into sight. Spotting Link, she stopped by him and pawed his leg, nosing the pouch on his belt. From far across the field, Fado still heard Link complain, "No, Epona! I do not have sugar cubes this time!" Which made Fado chuckle a bit, despite the situation.

Link and Zelda climbed on top of the brown horse and Link raised his blue-hilted sword. Ganondorf and Link commenced to battle it out on horseback. They raced back and forth, Zelda shooting strange arrows with light on the end, which would bounce off Ganondorf's armor in the back, but stunning him all the same. Then Link would advance and whap him with his sword. Obviously, horseback battles were not Ganondorf's forte. Fado groaned as he realized this battling would tear up the field.

Eventually, Ganondorf fell off the back of his horse, which galloped away out of the village. It looked a lot more scared than evil when there wasn't an overly large muscle man riding it.

When he picked himself up, Ganondorf started to laugh idiotically. Link dismounted and raised his sword, advancing toward the King. All of a sudden, a large, circular barrier surrounded the hero and villain. Ganondorf cackled again, and charged.

Instead of Link pulling out his shield, he pulled out a simple fishing rod. Of all the things Fado had been expecting, this was definitely not one of them. What could a measly fishing rod do against the evil King?

Surprisingly, it was quite effective. Link would skillfully whip it at him and it would catch in Ganondorf's clothes and skin. Link would then whip the rod back, causing the king to roar in anger and stop to rub the sore spot, thus leaving himself undefended. Link would then strike Ganondorf with his sword, occasionally making contact.

As great as this tactic was, it was short-lived. Eventually, the Dark Lord swung his large, glowing weapon and sliced the fishing pole clean in half. Dropping the remaining piece he held, Link pulled out his shield and defended himself against Ganondorf's sweeping blows. That jolted Fado into action. Running to the barn, he grabbed a ladder, and the first tool he could lay his hands on. This happened to be a spade.

Racing back to the battle, Fado caught sight of Link and Ganondorf's duel. Their swords were crossed, in a test of strength. Gripping his spade tightly, he placed the ladder gently against the barrier, just in case it sprung back and clobbered him in the head like it almost had last time with the shadow beasts.

Clambering up the ladder, he leaped over the barrier and into the battle zone.

Landing in the grass, Fado raised his spade over his head and charged to the busy Ganondorf, who was still crossing swords with Link. He would have thought Zelda would have started shooting arrows again, but she was just watching to the side, like she saw this sort of thing every day and it was nothing to be concerned about. That was not something Fado would do.

Running at Ganondorf, Fado swung his spade down and onto the King's head with a sharp whang! Roaring in anger and rubbing the back of his head, Ganondorf turned to look at Fado with rage in his eyes. Then Fado realized maybe that hadn't been the best idea. Just then, Ganondorf was thrown backward from Link pushing on his sword, and landed in the grass. Spitting mud out of his mouth, the King howled in anger and raised his sword just in time to block Link's attack.

Whang! The shovel fell hard on his head again, and he collapsed unconscious, the barrier around them dissipating. Fado hefted his shovel threateningly at the still form of Ganondorf and huffed, mumbling, "Teach him to ruin my field,"

"Fado…?" Link said in surprise, "You beat him up with a spade?"

"You're not off the hook either, you did just as much damage to the field as he did," Fado warned Link. He would have liked to force the tyrant to repair what he had done, but unfortunately, he didn't think he could. Fortunately, he still had Link.

Zelda then approached them, "Link," she said, "It's not done yet, we have to seal him in the Master Sword. Hold it out," Link did as she asked. Then, Zelda held out her hand and four light beings faded out of nowhere. Ganondorf dissolved and the light dissipated into the Master Sword, while another figure appeared between the glowing golden creatures. Link gasped and ran to meet it, then stopped. The figure stood, and from Fado's guessing, it was a woman. Then, she said something, and Link laughed. Together, they walked back towards Fado and Zelda.

"Fado, this is Midna," Link introduced. Fado was shocked.

"What? So she's the one who's been following you around?" He really couldn't see this woman- Twili- riding around on Wolf Link's back. She was taller than he was!

"She is right here you know, listening to your every word. I was in a different form, put upon me by Zant," she explained, "This is my true form."

"That's right, now that Zant and Ganondorf are both defeated, Hyrule can be at peace again," Link said.

"Does that mean strange things will stop happening to my barn?" Fado asked.

"I don't know. Maybe," Link replied.

"I hope they do," Fado said, then thought for a bit and grinned, placing a hand on Link's shoulder.

"Actually, once in a while wouldn't be so bad. It's nice to have an adventure from time to time."

A/N Well, this marks the last chapter of this story! All good things must come to an end, right? I had a lot of fun writing this, and I hope you had just as fun a time reading! :D Don't worry! I'll be back with more humor, just not in this story!

Ciao! Cheers!