A Secret to Keep

by Bluestorm27

When Crona finally reveals his deep affections for Maka, and they secretly start to date, how will their friends react? Who will find out first, and who will spill the beans? Hopefully cute and somewhat funny! :D Includes CroMa and Black*StarXPatty! Rated T for certain language used occasionally.

4. Chapter 4: Blair and Soul

Soul POV

Blair smiled as Maka left. "Bye-bye!" She called, then turned to me. I gulped. This probably wasn't going to be good.

I dunno what Maka was thinking, but she's rarely left me and Blair alone together. Wow, she must REALLY be concerned about Crona!

"Um... Blair..." I began, but she interrupted. "Eat your fish, please! Then we can play fun things! Whee!" She smiled innocently.

I ate my fish as slowly as possible, while she nagged me to hurry up. When I finally finished, she was still in human form.

"Um, Blair? Maka said no funny stuff..." She interrupted again. "Yes, but Maka's not here!" I argued back.

"But she gave us the order before she left!" Blair retorted back again. "Yes, but who said we had to follow those orders?"

I was stumped at that. My debating skills weren't too good. "Oh, c'mon, Soul! Lighten up!" She waved her finger and said,

"Pum-pum-pumpkin!" Instantly, the room turned darker, tinted with pink. The couch shifted in front of us, and slow, romantic music began to

play in the background. Blair was dressed in a bikini again. "BLAIR! WTF!?" I shouted, running for my bedroom. She ran after me, yelling,

"Soul! Please come back! I want to play with you! Meow!" We ran from room to room, until I finally stopped, out of breath.

She stopped behind me, panting. The romantic scene had disappeared. "Why won't you play with me?" Blair whined. I gasped for breath.

"It's nothing against you! It's just, well, um... Look, I've loved your body for a long time, which may sound perverted of me, but whatever,

I know I'm too young, and no offense, but Maka and I still don't know how old or young you are! How old are you?" I asked. Her eyes widened.

"Oh! I'm sorry! I'm about... let's see, 26? 27? Somewhere around there. Cats don't live for that long." I gasped.

"That young!? I thought you were, like 300, cause you're a magical cat!" My mistake. Her eyes narrowed to slits.

"That's it! I'm not that old! Come here, Soul Eater Evans! I am going to kill you, Grr!" And then the chasing began again.

I prayed that Maka would be home soon.

Author's Note: And yeah... poor Soul, I tortured him so much... :P Since this chapter is so short, I uploaded the next right afterwards. Please continue to read and review! I'm always open for helpful advice! :)