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It was a quiet morning at the playa because everyone was still sleeping, everyone except Dawn who woke up early to make herself some hot tea in the kitchen. It was around 5am so it was safe to assume it would be peaceful. Waiting for her tea to brew, she leaned up against the counter and took a deep breath and smiled. The playa did have a homey touch to it when there weren't dozens of teenagers making out all over the place and shouting all the time.

"Hey Dawn." Scott walked in wearing only his boxers. "Like what ya see?"

"Why are you up at 5am?" Dawn asked him. "You never get up this early."

"How would you know? You following me?" Scott smirked at her.

"No. I simply get up at this time every morning and I have not witnessed you here any other time." Dawn rolled her eyes at him.

"It just so happens I needed to piss." Scott told her. "Then I smelled your tea and I figured this would be the perfect time to make my move."

"I don't follow." Dawn told him. "The game is over, There are no more moves for you to make."

"You're not very smart are you?" Scott asked her. "I'm saying I want you to go out with me."

"I can't allow myself to do that." Dawn told him. "Our aura's would not work well together."

"Look, I don't believe in that garbage!" Scott told her. "I think it's just luck that you knew all these things about people. If you don't want to go out with me then I want a better reason why!"

"If you insist." Dawn rolled her eyes. "You are a horrible person who cares only for himself!"

"So?" Scott asked "What's wrong with putting myself first? Heather did and look where that got her..."

"You're missing the point." Dawn told him. "To be honest with you, I wouldn't dream of dating you no matter what you said to me, You could offer me a million dollars and an engagement ring and I would still shoot you down!"

"You would shoot me down even if I offered you a million dollars?!" Scott asked her. "Why on earth would you want to do that?! Just give me a chance! You can trust me!"

"I can trust you?" Dawn smirked "You mean you're trying to tell me that I can trust you after you stole everyone's things and then set me up to get eliminated?!"

"I was going to set Brick up..." Scott admitted "You can't hold that against me! It was part of the game!"

"I suggest you start playing a better game then." Dawn told him. "I don't need to date you, I already know my future and yours! I'm going to meet my future husband on an animal rescue mission on May 23rd 2017 and it's not you."

Scott ignored Dawn's ramblings about the future and instead placed his arms around her waist. Dawn sighed and rolled her eyes. He wasn't going to take a hint any time soon.

"Scott, this is awkward and inappropriate." Dawn told him. "You are barely wearing any clothes and I suggest that you take your hands off me right now."

"Okay, but if I take my hands off you, I can't promise that your pajama's may come with me..." Scott whispered in her ear.

"Scott." Dawn smirked as she wrapped her arms around his neck. "You're making hot..."

"I knew you would come around." Scott smirked. "Girls love me..."

"Can I make you hot?" Dawn smiled at him and calmly removing her hands from around him.

"I never knew you were this type of girl." Scott winked at her. "I'm already hot!"

"Then I guess I can make you hotter." Dawn smiled at him as she reached for her tea kettle and poured it on Scott's crotch. "Hot enough for you?"

"What the heck did you do that for?!" Scott fell to the floor.

"I asked you nicely to leave me alone." Dawn giggled "You simply wouldn't take no for an answer so I played it your way and I got revenge on you for unfairly voting me out and it's not even 6am yet! I would say this day turned out rather well. I'm going to meditate now, I assume you won't be joining me?"

"You assumed right." Scott groaned in pain. "I'm going to be in bed with ice all day, Thanks a lot, Dawn."

"I hope you think about the error of your ways while you're doing that." Dawn told him. "Maybe you'll learn how to respect a girls decision and then you'll be one step closer to cleansing your aura!"

"I'm starting to think your aura isn't that pure..." Scott glared at her "You poured hot tea on my crotch! How does that make you pure?"

"I never said I was pure." Dawn giggled. "I just said that my aura is better than yours and that I try to be a decent person until people like you come along."

"Fine, lesson learned." Scott sighed. "No more hitting on freaky girls, I'm going to hit on the skanky ones."

"I feel bad for you." Dawn informed him.

"Because you dumped hot tea on me?" Scott asked her in pain.

"No, I feel bad for you that you're going to live in a trailer park with one of the contestants from this show! You will have 4 children and a job as a garbage man while your wife stays home and has an affair on the internet! Her aura is a mixture of blue and orange, I'm surprised she got tangled up with you in the first place."

"I already told you I didn't believe in that crap!" Scott told her. "But, let's say that I did, who is this girl?"

Dawn smirked at him and made herself another cup of tea, leaving Scott to wonder about everything she just told him. She ruined his day and caused him pain. Even though she wouldn't admit it to anyone she was quite happy with what she accomplished. Scott spent all day being paranoid about everything Dawn just told him and he was no angry at every girl from the show because of what she told him.


Okay, so there ya have it. No fluff just Scott getting injured and Dawn knowing better then to date him. I wanna do Nawn in the worst way, but I'm NOT going to do Dawn two times in a row. So, suggest pairings, just nothing that was or is Canon. Also, if you just writing pairings and don't actually review, you'll be ignored even if you have the greatest suggestion ever.