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Noah was losing his mind. He really was! He was woken up around 5am this morning courtesy of Izzy. He really shouldn't be surprised anymore, Izzy had done this to him every morning since they were all forced to stay at the playa. It also didn't help that she was staying in the room next door to him. So far she had asked him to help her dig through the floor, prank call Chef, steal a shirt from anyone with the letter T in their name and build a swimming pool in the hallway! All of this had happened in the past 3 days. This morning she was hammering something to the walls in her room very loudly, which woke Noah up.

Noah decided he was just going to avoid her and hopefully she would harass someone else. He decided he was going to read a book, only to find that Izzy had ripped out the last chapter of every single book Noah had owned for some odd reason. Noah groaned in annoyance and found himself knocking on Sam's door to borrow his laptop so he could get on iTunes and buy some EBooks for his iPod. He would honestly rather read his books instead of listening to them, but this was the only way to make sure Izzy couldn't possibly destroy them.

He decided that living next door to Izzy wasn't going to help him either. If he was going to avoid Izzy he would need to find a new hiding spot to listen to his EBooks in peace. He knew she would look for him in his room and out by the pool because that's where everyone seemed to gather, like some sort of mindless heard. He decided he would go and sit in the stairwell, That would be the perfect spot because everyone always took the elevator because they were all lazy as shit or in a hurry, So avoiding Izzy in the stairwell would be the perfect choice.

Noah sat down on the landing of the stairwell and sat up against the wall and closed his eyes as the book started to play. This was the most calming moment he had in weeks. He felt like he just wanted to stay there until Chris allowed them to go home. Noah felt the stairwell ground starting to shake and he opened his eyes to see Izzy jumping up and down in front of him, he sighed and paused his EBook and took his headphones out.

"Do you mind, Izzy?" Noah asked her. "I'm trying to have some peace and quiet."

"Yeah, but I've been looking all over for you!" Izzy told him. "I tried looking at the pool and in your bedroom and in the woods and in the bathroom! I even looked in the garbage can by the elevator! I was pretty sure you were in that garbage can, when you weren't there I figured you would be here!"

"Why would I be in the garbage can?" Noah sighed and asked her. "So, you found me. Now what exactly do you plan to do?"

"Oh yeah!" Izzy laughed. "Okay, so I found this puzzle on the table that someone was almost finished doing, I took it apart again and left a note telling them that they now have to find all the pieces and that I hid every single piece in a different spot! So, now you and I have to go and hide all these pieces so whoever was doing the puzzle can find them! So, are you ready to go Noah-Boa-Banana fanana Fo-Fowwa!?"

"No!" Noah told her. "I'm going to ask you a question and I want a serious answer from you! Why on earth would you possibly think that it would be a good idea to take apart someone's puzzle that they worked hard on? Even if you wanted to do that, why would you think I wanted to help you do that?!"

"Because we're team E-scope!" Izzy told him. "You, me and Eva!"

"No, were not." Noah told her. "Team E-scope died somewhere in season 2 when you went back into the game as Izzy. Once you left, Eva and I stopped talking. Also, I never actually agreed to be part of team E-scope to begin with."

"Yeah, but your my Noah-Boa!" Izzy told him. "We always do fun stuff together!"

"No, we really don't." Noah sighed and told her. "Usually your idea of fun is literally dragging me to do something pointless that I don't actually want to do in the first place, Then I somehow end up getting forced by you to help you try to get out of some crazy mess that you got yourself in, which usually results in getting me beat up by someone or getting threatened. That is hardly my idea of fun."

"Are you saying you don't think that stuff is fun?" Izzy asked really confused.

"That's exactly what I'm saying." Noah told her. "That's exactly why Eva and I stopped hanging out with you in the first place! Team E-scope was more like 'Team clean up Izzy's mess' and it got exhausting."

"Are you saying you don't like me?" Izzy asked him as she sat down next to him.

"No, I'm not saying I don't like you." Noah sighed. "I'm just saying that I would like you a lot better if you stopped getting me in all kinds of situations that are completely unnecessary."

Izzy just stared at Noah for a few minutes as if she had just come to a realization of some kind. She smiled at Noah as she put her hands on his face and proceeded to make out with him. Noah on the other hand was seriously confused and pulled away and pushed Izzy off of him.

"What just happened?!" Noah demanded to know.

"You and me, Duh!" Izzy laughed. "Ever since big-O and I broke up, I was thinking that we could be together!"

"Why would you think that?" Noah asked him. "I haven't done one thing to make you think that I'm romantically interested in you."

"Yeah, I know." Izzy rolled her eyes. "You really should work on that if you're going to be my boyfriend, It would be nice if you bought me stuff. I saw this really cool bean bag chair online if you're wondering what I would like..."

"Izzy, I don't want to be your boyfriend." Noah told her. "I have never thought of you in any romantic way ever."

"Why not?" Izzy asked him. "I can be really romantic! This one time, In 8th grade I liked this guy named Jason and really wanted him to notice me, So I made him a Teddy Bear out of an old bike tire that I stole from the bike rack at school."

"I don't even want to know how you managed to do that..." Noah told her. "Dating you would be like being a parent to a 5 year old. If you and I were to date, I would lose my mind Izzy! You're a great person and I'd love to hang out with you if you could pick a normal activity and doesn't involve me getting punched by the time were done."

"So, you're gay?" Izzy asked him. "If you want to be with a guy, I would totally be willing to hook you up! I have this really great idea that involves you, Trent and some honey in the woods! By the time I'm done, you'll be together!"

"I'm pretty sure Trent is straight." Noah smirked at her. "Also, I'm assexual so I'm not actually attracted to anyone. So, don't take it too personally when I tell you that I'm definitely not attracted to Trent or you or anyone else here."

"Oh, okay then!" Izzy laughed. "Well bye!"

Izzy grabbed Noah's IPod and threw it on the ground causing it to break as she laughed and ran up the stairwell. Noah groaned in annoyance, of course Izzy would manage to prevent him from reading or even listening to a book, why did that surprise him? Noah just sat there and attempted to enjoy the small moment of silence in his life.

"WHO THE HELL TOOK MY PUZZLE?!" Noah heard Courtney yell. Everyone in the building most likely heard her. "MY DOCTOR TOLD ME THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A THERAPEUTIC ACTIVITY! I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH IT TOO! WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS, THEY'RE GOING TO PAY!"

Noah was waiting for her to find the note Izzy left. She was going to be mad and he was most likely going to get punched in the face today.

"Really life?" Noah asked nobody in particular "Do you really dislike me that much?"

Okay, so this chapter was actually really difficult for me to write. If you want my personal opinion on Nizzy, it makes me cringe and I only ever write them if someone asks me to put it in a story as a small part. I have never disliked a pairing as much as I have disliked Nizzy. It would rank really high on my hated pair lists. I've also never been a fan of Izzy as a character either. She just really got on my nerves and I never understood the hype of her. I never understood how they would work as a pair, I honestly feel if they were together it would basically be Noah apologizing to everyone under the sun that they came in contact with that he was sorry for whatever Izzy did to ruin someone's day. He would be forced to shadow and parent her all the time. She would also get on his nerves. He also told Owen he felt she was really nutty in TDWT so I don't think Noah would actually ever willingly want to date her. If anything, I think they would have a friendship. So, that's my opinion on it, what's yours?

Next chapter I'm thinking of doing Duncan/Leshawna or Lightning/Anne Maria or Courtney/Cody or possibly Justin/Owen. I'm really tossed up with the four of them. Also in the near future I'm going to be making fun of Chris/Courtney that I actually ship, because I can. I want to prove that I can easily make fun of myself and my writing.