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Duncan was craving a cigarette and he glanced at his clock and it was 5:18am Duncan groaned, he hated waking up and needing a cigarette, he looked out the window and saw that it was snowing out. Duncan hated the cold weather and the fact that Chris wouldn't let him smoke in the playa, however he wasn't one to follow rules, he decided he was just going to smoke in the bathroom, at 5am nobody in this place would be up.
Duncan quietly snuck into the bathroom and decided to light up. This was going to be so much better than going outside to smoke in the freezing cold weather. It was nice and dark in the community bathroom, just the way he liked it. He heard water running and thought that Lindsay must have left the water running again, it wasn't uncommon for her to do that. Duncan knew the bathroom like the back of his hand, even in the dark. Did you really think this was the first time he had done this? He found his way over to the shower and opened the curtain and walked into someone.
"What gives?!" Leshawna yelled at him. "Can't a sista take a shower in the morning?!"
"Oh god..." Duncan stepped back. "What are you doing taking a shower in the dark?!"
"It's peaceful." Leshawna told him. "Why are you smoking in the bathroom?! Didn't you tell Gwen you were gonna quit?"
Duncan walked over to the light switch and turned it on. Once he had the light on he quickly put his cigarette out on the wall. Leshawna was now standing in the bathroom completely naked. Duncan tried to look away but he couldn't, because she was a girl with very large boobs.
"Duncan, did you really just turn the light on?!" Leshawna yelled at him. "Why the heck would you turn the light on?! Are you looking at me while I'm naked?!"
"Yes!..Uh...No!" Duncan yelled and looked down at the floor "Don't tell Gwen!"
"GET OUT!" Leshawna yelled at him.
"I'm sorry!" Duncan told her. "Look, let's just keep this between you and me! Gwen never has to find out!"
"Fine." Leshawna told him. "You better keep it to yourself too! Harold would annoy me for weeks if he knew. That's means you can't tell Geoff because he has a big mouth!"
"Okay, fine." Duncan blushed "You do have a nice body though..."
"I know suga." Leshawna winked at him. "Oh, one more thing...give me the cigarettes."
Duncan threw his pack on the sink along with his lighter. If that's what it was going to take to keep her happy and not tell Gwen about this then it was worth it.
Okay, so that was short. However, I actually really like this couple. Also, in TDA they were pretty awesome as teammates, I don't think they would ever be canon but it's still better than JustHer in my books. You should read Winter-Rae's fics. She's a very talented gal, plus she can write LeDunca way better than I ever can. NerdyBarista suggested I read a few and I must admit they are pretty good. I could have done so much with this chapter but to keep it in character I needed to make it short. So, it was nice! Nobody officially got rejected this chapter! That's a first! So, do you want my take on NoCo or Nawn? you guys get to pick it, then after that were going to the land of CoCo.