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Noah was sitting down in the library of the playa. You would think the library would be a safe place to avoid stupid activities because most of the contestants don't read for fun, so one would assume the library would be quiet, right? Wrong. Chris decided to put a computer in the library and it caused every single moron in the playa to constantly come in and fight over it. Someone was always on that stupid computer.
It was 10:00pm on a typical Saturday night and most of the contestants were out by the pool having a party which meant that Noah actually had the library to himself for once. He was desperately trying to read a book that he can't seem to finish without an interruption. It seemed like luck wasn't on his side for reading! Even when it tried to read alone in his room someone would pound on the door and ask for something stupid, however that was typical. Everyone at the playa was stupid in their own special little way, so that didn't surprise Noah at all.
Unfortunately for Noah that he wasn't going to get that quiet he wanted when Cody ran into the library and turned the computer on making Cody almost wet himself when the sound came on full blast, whoever was there before didn't turn the volume down, was Noah surprised? Not really.
"Hey Noah." Cody turned to him from the chair of the computer. "What's the password for the computer WiFi?"
"Why are you asking me?" Noah asked him. "Just because I'm in the library a lot, don't assume I know the password. it gets changed all the time."
"What is it usually?" Cody asked him.
"There is a paper right next to you with the password on it." Noah told him. "Now shut up. I'm trying to read."
Noah lost his page in the book now and it was all Cody's fault. Noah shook his head and tried to find the last sentence he was reading. Before he could even find it he heard Cody yell loudly.
"I signed in!" Cody yelled to Noah.
"Good for you." Noah rolled his eyes and started to focus on his book.
A few minutes had passed and Noah was now into his book once again and Cody was snickering at something every few minutes. Noah could deal with that, it wasn't nearly as bad as Cameron and Harold trying to play WoW online. The only thing Cody was guilty of was clicking the mouse so loud. It was like he was picking the mouse up and slamming it down, every single time he wanted to go to a new page.
"Oh...My...God..." Cody loudly said "Noah, come here!"
Noah closed the book and walked over to Cody. He was pretty sure Cody just couldn't work something on the computer. Noah went and stood next to Cody and was about to make a statement about Cody's intelligence when he saw what Cody was looking at.
"Oh god..." Noah replied in disgust. "Why on earth did you call me over to look at that?"
"Can you believe that?!" Cody complained "Leave it to Duncan to do something like this! He sent me this in an email. He told me it was Gwen's boobs! Does that look like a picture of Gwen's boobs to you?"
"Why would you even open an email from Duncan that he titled Gwen's boobs?" Noah asked him. "Do you honestly think he would willingly send you pictures of that?"
"I guess not..." Cody sighed. "I can't believe he sent me a picture of his junk!"
"You can't believe it?" Noah rolled his eyes. "This is the same guy who puts mud in Harold's shoes and puts Ex-lax in the food every chance he gets! How does this not surprise you?"
"What do you think it's like?" Cody asked Noah. "Ya know? To kiss a guy?"
"Whoa, where the hell did that come from?" Noah got wide eyed.
"Well I mean if Duncan sent me a picture of his junk that must mean he wanted me to see, right?" Cody asked him. "So, does that mean Duncan wants to kiss guys too?"
"Too?" Noah asked him. "As in you want to kiss a guy? As in, Duncan and Cody both want to kiss guys?"
"Yeah." Cody told him. "Then Duncan will kiss me and break up with Gwen and then I could date her!"
"Why are you kissing guys if you want to date Gwen?" Noah asked him. "Do you realize how stupid that plan is?"
"Duncan would punch me if I tried." Cody sighed. "Hey, can I kiss you? I'm not gay or anything. I just really want to try."
"If you try to kiss me I'm going to punch you." Noah told him. "Remember that ear kiss we shared?"
"Yeah, you kissed me." Cody told him. "So, why can't you just do it again?"
"Cody, I was asleep when that happened." Noah told him. "I don't like men and I think you're just confused."
"Can we kiss so I can find out?" Cody asked him. "Just once?"
"Cody, I'm not interested in you." Noah told him. "If you want to kiss someone, I suggest you find someone else."
Izzy ran into the room and looked at them both. She had swim trunks in her hand and was running out of breath when she stopped and looked at the two boys.
"Izzy, are those swim shorts?" Noah asked her.
"Yep." Izzy laughed. "I stole them from Sam and now he's kinda mad at me! He's been chasing me around for like an hour now! It's really funny!"
Izzy ran down the hallway leaving Cody and Noah really confused. About 5 minutes later Sam came running into the library and stopped in the doorway. His junk was waving around all over the place and looked kinda disgusting. Sam grabbed it when he realized that Noah and Cody were looking at it and blushed. Cody and Noah turned their heads around.
"Which way did Izzy go?" Sam asked in between breaths.
"Down the hall." Cody pointed not looking at Sam.
"Thanks guy!" Sam waved his hand and his junk in Noah and Cody's direction and ran down the hall.
"That was weird." Noah sighed and went to sit back down and read.
"I looked away." Cody told him. "That was nasty! Which means that I'm not gay! yessssss!"
"Thank god." Noah told him. "At least the male population is still safe from a lame Cody pick up line."
"So, I'm sorry about wanting to kiss you." Cody blushed.
"It's okay." Noah told him.
"I'm sorry about trying to get you to look at porn with me." Cody apologized.
"It's fine, Cody." Noah tried to focus on the book.
"I'm sorry for planning our future family together too." Cody told him. "It was supposed to me Gwen, you and me and our 5 kids."
"It's okay, Co-Wait what?" Noah asked him looking up. "You were going to try to be in a relationship with Gwen and me?"
"Yeah, I figured since you and I wouldn't be able to have kids, Gwen would do it for us." Cody awkwardly blushed.
"You put too much thought into this." Noah told him. "That's like a creepy Owen thought. I think I'm just going to go read in my room..."
"It's not like that!" Cody told him. "It's just a thought! We could have picked any girl if I was gay! I'm sure Sierra would have even agreed because she's a creep! Not me..."
Noah walked away and left Cody there in the library alone, feeling stupid and awkward. Cody really hated Duncan for sending him that email in the first place.
So, that's my Noco and that's as in character as I could possibly get! If anyone finds it even slightly out of character I would like to see you try to make a mildly interesting realistic Noco fic. It's actually hard. It would basically be like "Hey, I like chick." and Noah would be "Yeah, me too." and nobody would read it. NoCo has 0% romance in reality and that is something that I learned. Unless you make it fluffy and OOC then you can't have a decent NoCo fic. Simple as that. I also see Cody being the more curious one and Noah just wanting to be left alone, since Cody is really flirty and Noah is just boring. In the process of writing this, I personally realized how unrealistic NoCo is and if you guys don't believe me, I'd like to see you try to make one as realistic as you can! That would be a challenge. I honestly didn't even know how to end this. Because to make it real Cody needed to realize he likes girls and Noah in normal character wouldn't be likely to get naked. However, I could see Izzy stealing swim trunks...So, there ya go.
I'm doing CoCo, which is apparently a thing now? I have no clue why this would happen at all. Courtney has never showed any romantic interest in him and Cody is always going to be the Sierra to Gwen's life. So, were going to see how I can work that. Then as I promised, Nawn is after that.