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Courtney was in her room at the playa where she was happily listening to classical music and throwing out everything that reminded her of Duncan which was pretty much everything she owned. That was the plan of the day to 'Courtney's new and perfect life.' She was trying to rid her room of the smell of cigarette smoke and cheap hair gel, the two things that Duncan always smelled like that would make her feel sick. She banned him from smoking in her room when they were dating, but since when did Duncan follow any type of rule? She was so into her positive music and energy that she was actually surprised that there was a knock on her door! Not many people liked her these days, so she didn't get much company. However, even though she had a guest she still wasn't entirely thrilled.
"Oh, it's you." Courtney groaned when she opened the door to find Cody standing there.
"Hey Courtney." Cody handed her a pink rose. "I brought this for you."
"Why?" Courtney rolled her eyes.
"Excuse me?" Cody was baffled. "Are you asking me why I gave you a rose?"
"Yes." Courtney told him. "You and I don't hang out at all and even when we were on the same team you and I didn't exactly talk on a personal level and you're also forgetting that you like Gwen and I hate Gwen so you and I are practically enemies in this sad little game that is life."
"Yeah, but Gwen and Duncan are dating now and I really hate Duncan." Cody reminded her. "That has to give me points with you."
"I guess you're right." Courtney rolled her eyes. "I could argue the point that you only hate Duncan because he loves Gwen but I'm really trying to move on with my life so I'd rather not talk about either of them until my lawyers inform me that both Gwen and Duncan have been terminated from the show!"
"Don't you think that's a bit drastic?" Cody asked her. "Couldn't you just move on?"
"People need to really stop telling me to do that." Courtney rolled her eyes. "Would you believe that you aren't the first person to tell me that?"
"Not really..." Cody awkwardly laughed. "You sorta took it to an extreme by trying to sue them."
"You'll see when I win." Courtney smirked. "So, why are you talking to me all of a sudden?"
"I've come to ask you out on a date." Cody told her. "I've decided that since Gwen is seeing someone that I should see someone too! I picked you because you're the only sane girl left on the show who isn't a complete airhead."
"So, you picked me because I'm not a complete idiot?" Courtney asked him.
"I'm still not sure how sane you are but I'm pretty sure you didn't steal my toothbrush so you rank saner than Sierra." Cody awkwardly smiled at her.
"She's still doing that?" Courtney smirked. "I would have gotten a handle on that situation a long time ago."
"So, do you want to go on a date with me?" Cody asked her. "This went better in my head..."
"No way!" Courtney laughed. "Just because I'm single, you think I'm desperate? I shot Trent down and he's better looking than you! You actually think you stand a chance?"
"When you put it like that..." Cody sighed. "A simple 'no' would have worked."
"I'm sorry, Cody!" Courtney busted out laughing "It's just really funny that you would pick me of all people to ask out! You know I'm way out of your league!"
"You dated Duncan for 3 seasons!" Cody told her. "Are you telling me that Duncan was in your league?"
"No, he was the biggest mistake of my life." Courtney told him. "But at least Duncan was fun and exciting! You're just annoying and pathetic and you're also forgetting that you have that weird allergy where I would need to stick a needle in your butt cheek, which mean that you would die because I'm not doing that so we could never go camping or hiking or anything like that."
"You're a C.I.T. isn't that your job?!" Cody asked her. "You would think that you would be the perfect person to date just because you are a C.I.T."
"I was a C.I.T. until those jerks fired me!" Courtney yelled. "It was all Miranda Jackwell's fault! If she hadn't been allergic to those stupid bees! I'm not a C.I.T. anymore! Even if I was, I wouldn't help you. You are no use to me in any way. You would slow me down and be dead weight."
"Well you sure got my hopes up." Cody sighed. "I'm just going to go back to my room and make a list of reasons why I should not press charges against Sierra! You're going to be number 4 on my list."
"Cody?" Courtney asked him as he walked away. "What are the first 3 reasons?"
"Gwen, Heather and Lindsay." Cody sighed. "I tried this whole rose thing with them and it didn't really end any better than this...I tried to convince Gwen that I'm the best choice and she slammed the door in my face and Heather told me I was a pathetic loser and threatened me. Lindsay would have worked if Tyler wasn't actually in her room with her when I told her I was Tyler, I think he hates me now and of course you were willing to let me die in the woods so I guess I'm stuck with Sierra for eternity since I can't seem to trick even the dumbest girl on the show to date me."
"You tried this on 3 other girls including 3 that I hate?!" Courtney glared at him. "You have some nerve! trying to give me a flower you already tried to give to three girls!?"
"Did you word that right?" Cody asked her confused. "3 girls including 3 that you hate?"
"Don't correct me!" Courtney yelled at him. "I know what I said, I hate them all."
"What did Lindsay do to you?" Cody asked her.
"That's not the point." Courtney told him. "You better go away now before I sue you for false flirtations!"
"Can you sue someone for that?" Cody asked her.
"Do you really want to find out?" Courtney glared at him.
"Not really." Cody told her. "I'm going to go make my list now and try to forget today ever happened. Good luck with whatever you're doing."
Courtney slammed the door in Cody's face and rolled her eyes. What was with the guys on the show these days? They were all pathetic losers in her book. She'd rather stay single then be Cody's girlfriend. If the world needed Courtney and Cody to reproduce to save the human race then Human's would become extinct. Courtney went back to cleaning when she heard Sierra yelling in the hallway "Are you saying Cody's not good enough for you?!" followed by Heather screaming and doors slamming. Courtney turned her music up and pretended not to hear anything and made a mental note not to answer the door for the rest of the day.
Okay, so yeah. I'm not a big fan of CoCo and I wasn't even aware that it was a thing until I looked up fics about them. I cringed through a few and I stopped reading halfway through one fic. How does this happen? I find it hard to believe that this actually has a fan base. This is another perfect example of how people with two totally different personalities would clash badly. Courtney and Cody would be like Trent and Courtney. I think personally if Courtney were to date anyone she would need someone with a stronger personality that could equally match up with hers. Cody and Trent are pushovers and Courtney would rip them to pieces by the time she was done with them. The only guy's at this point I could see her being equally matched with is Duncan, Alejandro or Justin. Noah has the sarcasm to be matched with her but not really an attitude. Maybe Scott? he's in season 5 with Courtney and he seems like he could be able to blend with her personality. I think when they both end up on the Villains team together though that Courtney is going to dislike him. Also, you guys have all seen the season 5 character list right? Maybe it's just a personal issue I'm having buttttttt...Can someone please tell me what the fuck Sam did to be classified as a hero? When I heard Brian Froud was recording I was excited, I was so sure he was going to be Harold and then I found out he was doing Sam.
Also, in defense of Courtney, I think she was unfairly cast as a Villain! How is it Gwen and Duncan can cheat and hook up in season 3 and Gwen gets to be hero? Nobody has officially confirmed which team Duncan is on but I'm betting he's going to be a hero which I'm not really feeling him this season. If Mike, Zoey, Gwen, Duncan got voted off first I would be happy. They need to split the couples up. It's obvious that Cameron/Mike/Zoey will have an alliance and Gwen/Duncan will have an alliance. Heather and Alejandro are the obvious power couple on the villains team. It's obvious who's going to be running the show. The only people I'm really excited for this season are Sierra, Courtney, Alejandro and Heather. I'm only making this long rantish type thing because people have been asking me lately where I stand with most of the characters on the show, as I don't really take anyone seriously and in my fics I make everyone an idiot especially Trent these days. So, for those who are curious my top 3 favorite characters are 1. Courtney 2. Heather. 3. Alejandro. and I'm team Duncney for the simple fact I don't like the direction they put Gwen's character in. I liked Gwen in season 1 but then I thought the whole thing in world tour was really bitchy and I'm siding with Courtney that Duncan is an asshole. I wouldn't have cared if they broke up, I'm not one of those DUNCNEEYYYY EVVAAAA! people. I just thought it was extremely rushed and it was more so Gwen being a horrible friend at that point. So, that's my rant. Thoughts? Discussions? Opinions? Talk to me! I'm not a scary whacko. I actually like talking in depth about it with people.