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Dawn was in her room eating some chips and relaxing after a long day of helping animals and reading people's aura's. This place was really starting to have an effect on her because everyone wanted her to do something all the time! Duncan kept pranking Harold who kept asking Dawn for help getting revenge on him. Sierra wanted her to do a spell to make Cody fall in love with her and Lightning kept slamming doors all day and she really just wanted to go home, however there was a knock on her door and Dawn was too polite to ignore it. Dawn sighed and got out of bed and opened the door up to find B standing in front of her.
"Yes?" Dawn smiled at B.
B stood there and said nothing.
"Would you like to come in?" Dawn gestured her hand and opened the door further so he could come in.
B stood there and still said nothing.
"Well if you don't want to talk, I think I'm going to head to sleep." Dawn smiled and B just looked at her.
"Are you trying to communicate with me telepathically?" Dawn asked him.
B stood there and didn't even nod or confirm anything.
"B, I am really tired and am going to sleep." Dawn told him. "I'm not going to play guessing games with you today. If you want to talk to me or anyone else I suggest you start writing notes or going on facebook and talking to people. I'm sorry but I'm too tired to help you attempt to communicate around here! Goodnight."
B sighed and went back to his room.
Enter the most boring chapter ever in existence! So, why don't I ship Bawn or whatever you guys call it. If you guys actually looked things up then you would know that B is DJ's original character design that they threw in for no real reason at all. B was a last minute thrown in character that didn't even have a voice actor. Dawn may be patient but nobody could deal with B all the time. That would be annoying. Basically all B is was a character that the writers already had created and it was really lazy on the writers part. Basically it saved them money in the long run, they just used someone they already created and didn't pay anyone to voice him. B is the laziest attempt of writing the show has yet to display. That's why I've never liked his character. B was also in TDI when Courtney was in the hot air balloon and found the camp was next to the drive thru. So, my hatred for the character in general has everything to do with the fact they threw him in last minute. No offence to the Bawn shippers but making stories where he actually talks means you're giving him a personality which means he's out of character. There is no way to write an accurate story about him. He was not abused and there is no deep meaning to why he won't talk. They just were lazy when they made him.
So, you guys need to start naming couples for me to do...If nobody suggests anything I'm going to do Chris/Courtney and Chris/Chef and shit like that.