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Trent was sitting in the stairwell of the playa trying to relax and write an amazing song for the total drama brothers. He was doing pretty well until Lindsay walked in and started to pee on the stairs. Trent gave her a strange look and dared ask the question on his mind.
"Lindsay what are you doing?" Trent asked her.
"Going to the bathroom." Lindsay told him. "Duh!"
"Lindsay, this is a stairwell." Trent smirked at her. "You're going to the bathroom in a staircase that smells like weed."
"Oh!" Lindsay looked around. "I guess I just forgot."
"How long have you been going to the bathroom here?" Trent found himself asking her.
"For the past week." Lindsay told him. "I was wondering why they're weren't that many toilets in here."
"There aren't any toilets here at all." Trent told her. "Hey, do you want to hear this song I've been writing?"
"I'd love to Tyler!" Lindsay clapped "That's so romantic!"
"Lindsay, my name is Trent and Tyler broke up with you a week ago because you didn't know who he was." Trent sighed. "Now I feel like a horrible person for saying that..."
"Awwww he dumped me?" Lindsay sighed. "I can't believe he would do that to me."
"I can't believe that everyone has to remind you." Trent mumbled under his breath. "Lindsay, I'm sorry that he broke up with you."
"So, do you wanna date me?" Lindsay asked. "You have a guitar and write songs in the bathroom!"
"Lindsay, this is a stairwell and I don't want to date you." Trent sighed. "I like someone else! Plus, you're ruining my song inspiration."
"Can I be a muse?" Lindsay sat next to Trent. "Ya know? like one of those hot girls who inspire guys to write songs about them?"
"I'd like it better if you didn't." Trent sighed as Lindsay sat down next to him.
"How about we write a song about Kittens? Oh, and lipstick!" Lindsay suggested "that would be a great idea, don't you think so Travis?"
"What would we call it?" Trent laughed. "The Lipstick on the kitten at the mall?"
"Yeah!" Lindsay clapped "It would be the best song ever! Who doesn't love the mall and makeup?"
Trent stood up and picked his guitar up.
"I'm going to the pool to find some inspiration." Trent informed Lindsay. "While I'm gone try to remember that this isn't a bathroom and Tyler dumped you."
"Okay!" Lindsay waved. "Bye Travis!"
"It's T-R-E-N-T." Trent rolled his eyes. "Trent!"
Trent stormed out and left Lindsay standing there confused.
Trentsay is apparently a couple and I don't get it. However, Lindsay isn't my favorite character, I dislike her a lot. I think Tyler would do better off alone. I don't like the typical stupid blonde type and I never found her funny even in season 1. Trent would need a girl with a brain who can hold a conversation and Lindsay isn't capable of doing it, let alone remember where she even is half the time. Opinions? What should I do next?