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10:37pm was the time at the playa and it was a beautiful summer night and everyone else was out at the bonfire that Chris had to get the girls to show up in skimpy outfits and make out with their boyfriends, everyone would surely be there except Anne Maria who would only go out in the sunlight. So, since all of those girls were outside that meant that she could have the whole girls bathroom all to herself. She had her lipstick, Hairspray and tan-in-a-can all lined up on the sink and was making kissy faces at herself while looking at her ass and checking herself out. She looked like a trashy hooker who auditioned for Jersey shore and couldn't make the final cut.

"Don't I look good?" Anne Maria asked herself as she kissed the mirror, leaving a lip print on the glass. "Mirror Mirror stuck to the wall, Aren't I the sexiest one of all?"

Suddenly while she was admiring herself, Lightning stormed into the bathroom with his weights and started to flex his muscles. Of course because he entered the room, that made Anne Maria the 2nd hottest person in the room, anyone could walk in the room and would look better than Anne Maria. So since Lightning was flexing, Anne Maria noticed that he looked better than her and he couldn't allow that at all.

"Lightning, why ain't ya at dat bonfiya?" Anne Maria asked him in a language that was some form of Jersey style English.

"Me?" Lightning glared at her. "Why aren't you at the bonfire?"

"No sun." Anne Maria glared at him and sprayed her hair. "Why ya in da gals room?"

"Because Justin is in the sha boys sha room." Lightning told her. "He was sha ruining sha my sha concentration."

"So, ya decided to cum inta da gals room?" Anne Maria asked him. "GET OUT!"

"Say what?" Lightning glared at her. "This was my sha idea!"

"Well ders a girl in a dress on da door!" Anne Maria yelled "Do you wheer dresses?"

"Well No but sha Justin was sha in the sha dudes room!" Lightning yelled and picked up some weights and kissed his muscles

"What?"

"What?"

"Huh?"

"Sha-what?"

"?"

Lightning yelled things that involved the word Sha in front of every other word and Anne Maria said something in her bad Jersey accident. These two could not understand each other. Anne Maria got frustrated and took all her products from the sink and stormed out leaving Lightning all alone in the bathroom confused.

"What just sha happened?" Lightning asked himself as he smiled at himself and flexed his muscles.

Okay, so this isn't my favorite pairing. I don't even understand how people ship this. My opinion? This is like the JustHer of season 4. It's pointless and both of these characters kinda piss me off. Anne Maria is difficult to understand and Lightning pisses me off with his constant Sha talk. I personally think he has no business even being in the new season. He's a horrible player in my opinion. I'm just glad Anne Maria is out of the new season. I think I know maybe 2 people on this site who ship this. Can someone even tell me HOW this happened? I think a conversation between the two of them would be hilariously unintelligent but nothing in the romance business. They wouldn't even be good friends and both of them might be in summer school English class together. I've seen a sex fic about them once and I couldn't take it seriously. I just picture two people speaking English poorly while on top of each other and not fully understanding what's going on. They would never be on the same page of life.