So sorry I haven't updated in a while , but I'm back ….

Soooooo yeah …..

Congratulations to Snappleapple450fan3 who guessed correctly in what Bella meant by 'dead people'

WARNING : If you are faint hearted or find death disturbing , or think you might find this scary or stuff , please make sure you are aware this involves gruesome ideas that no one should be having , but my sick , twisted mind wants you to read on….

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Bella's POV

Everyone's eye brows stitched together in confusion , their eyes held fear and disbelief .

"I'm going to dig up some dead bodies from the grave yard and hang them around the house – some can be hidden in closets to jump out at people and stuff." I thought it was a good idea.

"That's an awesome idea!" Jared said.

"Okay go dig up dead people!" Jacob agreed , everyone liked my idea , everyone but Seth .

We eventually got him to agree and I am Kathryn went to the grave yard .

There were graves of the dead everywhere , we took the dead out of there coffins and kept a few in , we did it at vampire speed so if any humans they'd just see a blur .

We took them back to the SINN house and hid them in places where they'd jump out and scare the shit outta people .

The smell of half rotten corpses made everyone want to puke , actually Seth and Quil did so we just left it splatted on the floor , it would add to the stink .

I dragged some bodies up the stairs and hung them from the celling by their mangled hair. Kathryn said she recognized one as her great , great , great cousin . Then I was struck with two great idea's .

"Hey Guy's I'll be right back , I've had two great idea's" I yelled before hopping into my car and derived back to the main house.

I raced inside and was glad to see Peter and Charlotte had arrived to visit Jasper and Alice.

"Jasper ?" I said as he was the first I saw he was coming down the stairs with his new army book he was probably going to lend Peter . "Can you and Peter do something for me?"

Peter came in to see what I was talking about.

"Right I'm in a hurry , but here's an address , I need you too to scare the shit outta some people tonight , like leave bruisers and cut's ." I said .

"Like how , what do you mean bruisers and cut's?"

"I am throwing a Halloween party-" I was cut off by everyone gasping at my announcement ."Oh shut up , your all coming and I'm picking your outfits , wow I'm turning into Alice! Anyways , you too can run like an army camp training , but like a horrible one , you can make people fire real guns at real dead people and even at you too since your bulletproof , if they don't do something right you can injure them . They'll be a selection of whips , sticks and swords for you to choose from , if you kill someone just hang them to the celling ."

"What do you mean by 'hang them from the Celling?" Peter said.

"Long story , you'll see when you get there , I'll pick you guy's up later ."

I went over to Edward and said ,"Do you know how to play the piano all creepy?"

"Yeah." He said placing his hands in mine.

"Good , I'll see you later." I said kissing him.

He kissed back and pulled me further onto his lips .

"Did Bella just swear?" Emmett boomed when I left.

"Strange things happen on a full moon." Charlotte replied.

"Especially on Halloween ." Alice said smiling.

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