Me no own anything but my crazy sick mind. Yana Toboso owns Black Butler, Kairi-Ichimaru15 owns Artemis and AnimePheonix99 owns the lemon idea that was used to inspire me.
The year was now 2011, 122 years have passed since Artemis and Ciel became eternally bound to one another. They had their ups and downs relationship wise but stayed together over the years. Ciel had gotten used to her crazy ways of lassoing people for no reason what so ever, as Artemis had grown to love every bit of Ciel. The couple had returned to Ciel's old home, Phantomhive Manor a few years ago and now lived there peacefully, or so it seemed.
"CeCe! I wanna go fucking outside!" Art shouted. She laid on the floor like a starfish in a blue and black sundress.
"Artemis what have I told you about calling me that and swearing?" Ciel sighed. Artemis pouted.
"You didn't seem to mind earlier this morning!" Artemis shot back. Ciel blushed a little.
"That's different." He replied. She raised a brow.
"How the hell is it different?" She asked. Ciel sighed again.
"I have to finish this paperwork Art, then I'll go outside with you." he said. Artemis didn't move from her spot on the floor for the next hour and a half. After Ciel had finished his paperwork he stood up from his desk and walked over to Artemis. She stared at him. She folded her arms across her chest and stared at the ceiling.
"What are you mad about?" Ciel asked. Artemis continued her silent treatment. Ciel sighed.
"This is getting nowhere fast. Art, what is the matter?" Ciel asked. His tone was cold.
"YOU!" Artemis darted out of the room. Ciel followed after her. She ran past the new Phantomhive butler Taylor, nearly knocking him down in the process. She sat on the rooftops crying. Ciel walked up and sat down beside her.
"Go the fuck away" she mumbled.
"Why are you so angry with me?" Ciel asked, his voice changed into a concerned one.
"You never have any time to do stuff with me any more! We used to do all kinds of stuff before you restarted Funtom. Now it takes all day for us to go out the damn door!" Artemis ranted. Ciel sighed.
"I know. I've been really busy lately. But tomorrow, is a special day remember? The day we first met. That means We get to spend all day together." Ciel said. Artemis looked at him.
"You better spend all day with me tomorrow. Otherwise I'll..." She began. Ciel smirked.
"You'll do what exactly Art?" Ciel teased. Artemis frowned.
"No sex for a month, no a year!" She said. Ciel frowned.
"That's just mean." He replied. He leaned closer to her and whispered in her ear.
"But I'll get you back for it." He said. His hot breath on her neck sent shivers down her spine.
"And how do you plan on fucking doing that?" She asked. Ciel smirked.
"You know your favorite saying right?" Ciel asked. Artemis looked confused.
"If ya can't duck it, Fuck it?" She replied. Ciel's smirk grew wider.
"I'll just have to experiment on duct taping a demon to a bed tomorrow. Care to be my test subject?" He asked rhetorically.
"Uh...Damn it Ciel! I can't think of a fucking comeback. You're an ass." Art replied with a grin. Artemis stood up and held out her hand.
"I am not. I'm a demon." Ciel replied. Artemis pulled Ciel up and rolled her eyes.
"Now your just being a smart ass." she retorted. Artemis and Ciel jumped of the roof and landed on the ground safely.
An hour later, Sebastian walked into Ciel's study where he and Artemis were having tea. More like Ciel having tea and Artemis eating an entire crate of chocolate covered Pocky.
"Young Master, Artemis " Sebastian greeted. Ciel nodded his greeting. Artemis threw a half eaten peice of Pocky at Sebastian's forehead.
"That's Lady Artemis to you fucktard." Artemis growled. Sebastian grimaced.
"You are not betrothed or married to my young lord, so I do not have to call you a lady. We both know you are anything but a proper lady." Sebastian replied coldly.
"Sebastian, Artemis, knock it off. " Ciel sighed. Artemis stuck her tongue out at Sebastian. Sebastian rolled his eyes. Ciel gave a stern look to Artemis. Who promptly flipped him the bird. Ciel sighed again.
"I'M GOING TO BED!" Artemis shouted, already half-way across the room.
"Please do so in your own bed. The mess of a room that used to be the Young Master's was terribly difficult to repair." Sebastian stated. Artemis stuck out her tongue.
"Bitch please, I'm Ciel's 'Mate' not you. I'll do what ever the FUCK I please." She replied heading towards Ciel's room. Sebastian rolled his eyes.
"I've found a way to undo the eternal mate agreement, would you care to hear it my lord?" Sebastian asked hopefully. Ciel nodded.
"You have to kill her."
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