Once again… The boredom took hold of me.
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"Neji… Are you sure about this?" Kiba asked weirdly.
"Of course I am. Besides… Do you have a better idea? Just help me on this camel will you!" Neji replied putting weight onto Kiba's shoulder while attempting to climb onto the bored looking camel.
"I don't know… You could've just taken her out to dinner or something, or a moonlight cruise with violins, and then put the ring in her champagne class" Kiba answered dreamingly.
Neji looked at him weirdly "are you high or gay?"
Kiba looked down "a little bit of both…"
"What?"
"Nothing!" Kiba replied finally getting Neji onto the camel "so why did you call me to come anyway?"
"You're the only one in this series that's good with animals" Neji replied sitting on the camel "Now… Help me stand-up"
Kiba rolled his eyes "do you realise how awkward this'll be if she says no?"
Neji scoffed "bitch, please…. She's the one that suggested this. Besides… I'd still get more action than you"
Kiba glared at the Hyuga.
Once Neji was standing on the camel, who was now chewing on some grass he quickly took out some balloons and coughed "where is she?"
"Don't worry man… I sent Akamaru to get her" Kiba replied.
Meanwhile with Tenten…
Tenten was casually strolling down the streets of Konoha with Sakura who was holding bags of clothes and other items they had bought at the mall, when Akamaru quickly ran to them excitedly.
"Huh? Akamaru?" Sakura uttered as the dog ran up to Tenten and started barking.
Tenten gasped "What's that Akamaru?"
Bark!
"Jimmy's stuck in the well?"
Bark! Bark!
"SAKURA! JIMMY'S STUCK IN THE WELL!"
"The hell?" Sakura raised a brow at the pregnant kunoichi "who the hell is Jimmy?"
Tenten blinked "I don't know. It just seemed to fit the mood"
Akamaru bit onto Tentens sleeve and started dragging her.
"Uh…" Sakura looked at her confusingly.
"I think he wants me to follow him!" Tenten said grabbing Sakura's hand causing her to drop her things and dragging her off after Akamaru
Back to Neji and Kiba…
"What happens if the Camel spits in her face?" Kiba asked snickering.
"Then you pay the price" Neji glared at the dog lover.
"What's… the price?" Kiba asked slowly.
"A penny" Neji stated bluntly.
"Oh… Pshht! I can pay a penny no probs, how poor do you think I am?" Kiba laughed.
"You won't be paying it" Neji stated once again.
"Huh?"
Suddenly barking was heard from the distance, and Akamaru came running into view, as Sakura was giving Tenten a piggy back. Sakura looked exhausted, sweaty and was panting like a dying dog, but strangely enough as Tenten got off Sakura's back she somehow looked more tired than Sakura.
"Dear god that was horrible" Tenten said wiping the sweat from her forehead.
"Yeah" Sakura glared at the girl "I can only imagine your pain"
"TENTEN!" Neji yelled causing everyone to look at him "WILL YOU MARRY ME? I LOVE YOU!"
Tenten blinked "…OH NEJI! THAT'S SO ROMANTIC- … I-Is that camel shitting?"
Everyone looked at the camel's ass. It indeed… was shitting.
"Uh… Just ignore that" Neji replied.
Suddenly a large noise was heard. The camel farted, only to be followed by that it spit in Kiba's face. Kiba scrunched up his nose and wiped the spit of his face with his sleeve.
"How… Romantic" Tenten muttered waving her hand around to get rid of the horrid smell.
Sakura coughed "you should take it… It's probably the closest thing to romance you'll ever get"
Tenten sighed "whatever. YES! NEJI! I WILL MARRY YOU!"
"Finally" Neji muttered jumping of the camel and accidentally elbowing it on the way down.
As a result to it being elbowed the camel did the most natural thing and started beating Kiba up since he was the closest living thing to it (since Neji was already next to Tenten)
"So… Since we're getting married, can I move in with you?" Tenten asked.
Neji raised a brow "you want to live in the Hyuga estate" Neji narrowed his eyes "are you sure? … Cause… You know… Hiashi lives there"
Tenten rolled her eyes "Pshht, so?"
"Why can't I move in with you?" Neji asked.
"Cause I live in a bucket" Tenten answered.
"… I'm not sure… If you're being sarcastic or serious" Neji looked at Tenten weirdly.
"You don't want me to move in with you? You don't want to wake up every morning next to me?" Tentens mood suddenly altered.
"… Not really, you have bad morning breathe" Neji answered honestly.
Sakura gasped in the background as Tentens eyes widened.
"Oh no he didn't!" Sakura put a hand on her hip and looked at Neji weird.
"Well" Tenten uttered "I may have morning breathe, but I've got a bigger dick than YOU"
"You don't have a dick" Neji answered glaring at her.
"I know" Tenten scoffed.
Kiba laughed in the background but was quickly shut up by the camel who then grabbed him by the leg and swung him into a wall.
Neji glared harder "I can only pray the child gets my brain"
"What brain?" Tenten retorted.
"The one that got me multiple episodes. How many episodes did you get?" Neji raised his voice.
Tenten gasped "WHY WOULD YOU GO THERE?"
"I'm just saying what everyone's thinking!" Neji raised his hands.
"AT LEAST I DON'T LISTEN TO ONE DIRECTION! WHICH WOULD BE FINE! BUT YOU'RE A GUY!"
Neji glared at the pregnant woman.
"Well? WHERE'S YOUR COMEBACK NOW?" Tenten asked mockingly.
"My comeback? You want my comeback? WHY DON'T YOU GO WIPE IT OFF YOUR MUMS MOUTH?" Neji retorted.
Meanwhile with Sasuke…
Sasuke furrowed his eyebrows as he sat on the chair in the hospital room Naruto was in.
"I… have… a sudden urge to high five the Hyuga" The Uchiha stated slowly…
Back to Tenten and Neji…
Tentens mouth widened.
"Oh… Snap!" Sakura uttered.
Neji quickly realised what he said while Tenten was still standing across him flabbergasted. A silence covered them as Tenten was trying to figure out what she should do to her now Fiancé.
"Uh… Guys…" Kiba muttered causing everyone to look at him "can you please take me to the hospital?"
"Why can't Akamaru take you?" Neji asked raising a brow.
"He's… Uh…-"
Everyone looked beside Kiba to Akamaru who was currently licking his balls.
"-Busy…"
"Fine…" Neji turned to Tenten "I'm sorry about what I said about your mom"
Tenten sighed "I'm sorry for saying I have a bigger dick than you"
"How do we get Kiba to the hospital?" Sakura asked.
"Why can't he just ride the camel?" Neji suggested smirking.
Kiba's eyes widened "DEAR GOD NO! LET ME DIE! LET! ME! DIE!"
"I guess that's a no…" Sakura answered.
"I've got an idea" Tenten smiled.
1 hour later at the hospital with Sasuke…
Sasuke sat in the chair staring at the idiot in the hospital bed, he was lying there with drool coming out of his mouth and every now and then he would snort. Sakura had forced him to watch over him, since it was "partially" his fault he was in the hospital. But to cure his boredom and brighten his mood, he had already taken out a marker and drawn not only the word 'idiot' on Naruto's forehead but a dick at the side of the blondes mouth.
He now stared at the blonde idiot in appreciation of his art.
"WHY WOULD YOU LET A CAMEL ATTACK ME?"
Sasuke raised a brow as he heard the familiar dog lovers voice scream.
"I ALMOST DIED!"
Sasuke's eyes narrowed "My you-got-hurt-and-i-can-laugh-at-you-and-you're-in-too-much-pain-to-do-anything-about-it-dumbass senses are tingling…"
Sasuke stood up and walked out of Naruto's hospital room into the hall to face Sakura rolling her eyes, Neji raising a brow and Tenten dragging Kiba by the hair.
"Wha- … The fuck? What happened?" Sasuke asked.
"He got attacked by a camel" Sakura answered instantly happy to see some one that wouldn't ignore her and appreciate- …. Well… He was still hot.
Sasuke smirked "I only wish I was there"
"By the way" Sakura started "How's Naruto doing?"
"Naruto?" Tenten burst in "what happened to Naruto?"
Neji smirked.
"He got beat up. Then SASUKE pushed him down the stairs" Sakura looked at Sasuke accusingly.
"I didn't push him. I simply let him fall while laughing. And it wasn't stairs. It was only two steps" Sasuke crossed his arms proudly.
"I wish I was there" Neji snickered.
"HAS EVERYBODY FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME?" Kiba wailed desperately as Tenten still had him by his hair.
"So how did you get him here?" Sasuke asked.
Tenten coughed.
"Well…"
Flashback…
"This is stupid!" Kiba yelled.
"Well… If we're fast we can still get the camel bac-" Neji started.
"NEVERMIND!" Kiba interrupted him.
"I hate this" Sakura muttered.
Sakura was currently giving the dog boy a piggy back ride to the hospital, which wouldn't be so weird, but considering she was a girl… It looked weird.
"C'mon! You piggy backed ME!" Tenten encouraged her.
"I hate you" Sakura wanted to rip the bun haired girl to pieces.
"So why are you doing it?" Neji asked.
"Because" Sakura glared at the Hyuga "I have a heart"
…
"No, seriously"
"I WAS BEING SERIOUS!" Sakura yelled at Neji "that… and… if Sasuke can see how carrying and compassionate I am, maybe he can love me!"
Neji scoffed "the most you could get from him is a fuck"
"What did you think I meant?" Sakura raised a brow at the Hyuga.
End of flashback…
"Oh really? You said that?" Sasuke raised a brow at the pinkette who had a poker face on.
Tenten suddenly gasped "oh my god. I'm going to be a match maker? You're going to be disappointed she only wanted you for your looks, get all upset and walk away, she'll follow you and confess she truly loves and you'll kiss and fall in love and get married and have babies?"
"Actually, I was going to laugh" Sasuke answered slowly.
Kiba laughed as Tentens expression of hope instantly turned into disappointment and anger, but he was quickly shut up as Tenten kicked him in the spot the camel had punched. Yeah. Camels can punch.
"Uh? Excuse me… Can you guys not make so much noise?" A random nurse appeared infront of them.
"HELP ME!" Kiba shrieked making the nurse flinch.
"Oh… Oh my god! Are you okay?"
The others looked at Kiba and finally realised just how beaten up he was. He had bruises all over his arms, one of his eyes were starting to blacken, he had a few cuts on his face, his clothes were all crumpled and ripped, he looked like he could hardly move his right arm and his bottom lip was bleeding.
Sasuke laughed.
"What's so funny?" The nurse exclaimed in horror.
"He's so beaten up" Sasuke started to laugh harder at the image of a camel beating Kiba up.
"HOW CAN YOU LAUGH AT ME?" Kiba yelled in outrage.
Neji suddenly started laughing too "well… you WERE beaten up by a camel"
"HE'S IN PAIN! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?" The nurse exclaimed.
"… A camel though" Sasuke snickered "I mean out of ALL the things… a CAMEL"
"Just take me away nurse" Kiba sighed "Just take me away"
"Uh… okay" The nurse looked at Sasuke and Neji weirdly before grabbing Kiba by the back of his shirt collar and literally dragging him away.
"So what were you doing with that Camel anyway?" Sasuke asked.
"He proposed to Tenten standing on a camel" Sakura answered for Neji.
The Uchiha looked at the Hyuga weirdly "on... a camel?"
Neji shrugged "it was all I had left"
"It wasn't that bad! He had balloons and on a camel isn't so bad!" Tenten grinned.
"It is when the camel was shitting while he proposed" Sakura muttered.
"Shut up!" Tenten glared at the pinkette "at least I'm getting somewhere with my relationship!"
Sakura scoffed and turned to Sasuke "and then it farted and spit on Kiba"
Sasuke's eyebrows furrowed in confusion and amusement
"OH SHUT UP!" Tenten huffed.
"Where did you get that camel?" Sasuke asked.
Tenten and Sakura paused… They had never actually asked where Neji had gotten the camel… Suddenly everyone's eyes were on the Hyuga.
"I stole it from a Gypsy"
"Really?"
Neji scoffed "no! I stole it from Kankuro"
"He's in Konoha?"
"He has a camel?"
"How did you steal it?"
"Yeah" Neji nodded "on a mission… And yes, he recently got it after his girlfriend broke up with him to comfort him on dark, sad, lonely nights filled with tears… He named it caption fluffyBotox… I just paid some kid to throw a rock at him and took it while he was off hunting the kid down"
"… Captain… FluffyBotox?" Sakura uttered.
"Yeah, I think he was stoned when he named it" Neji answered
"So you two are engaged?" Sasuke asked looking between Tenten and Neji.
"Yep" Tenten grinned while Neji just nodded.
Sasuke just sighed finally changing the subject "I should check on the idiot now…"
"I wanna see him too" Tenten said.
"Whatever"
Sasuke walked into the room as the others followed him in to see Naruto there sitting happily sipping a juicebox.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIS FACE?" Sakura exclaimed in surprise.
"What?" Naruto blinked.
"He drew on it…" Neji stated.
"WHAT?" Naruto yelled.
"WELL I KNOW THAT MUCH!" Sakura replied.
"Then why did you ask?" Neji replied.
"I-… SHUT UP!" Sakura glared at the hyuga.
"WHAT DID HE DRAW ON MY FACE?" Naruto exclaimed in fear.
"It seems to be the word 'idiot' and some… uh… either a dick or a badly drawn torch with the light fucked up" Tenten answered.
"It's a dick" Sasuke informed Tenten.
"But it has a light" Tenten answered.
"No, see the light is actually just the-" Sasuke was interrupted.
"OH MY GOD!" Naruto screamed when he saw his face in the window reflection "MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!"
"Calm down chewy… It wasn't that beautiful to begin with" Sasuke scoffed.
Naruto was trying to rub off the drawing with some of the juice he squizzed out his juice box when he suddenly realised. Neji. Naruto's eyes widened as he looked at the Hyuga.
Neji raised an eyebrow.
Naruto's mouth widened.
Neji looked around to see if he was staring at anything else.
Naruto's eyes widened.
Tenten sneezed.
"What's going on?" Sakura looked between Neji and Naruto.
"H-He-"
"Maybe you shouldn't talk" Neji interrupted "you're already injured. You could hurt yourself" Neji glared at the blonde.
Naruto whimpered.
The end…
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