Curing Cancer
Dr. Wily sat the desk in his office, overlooking the city of Monsteropolis. He thought to himself. How could he make himself known? There had to be some way. He needed to make great discoveries fast. Looking at his papers, he noticed one that said "Human Bio-enhancement". Ah! Bio-enhancement! His ace in the hole! Bio-enhancement was one branch of the company that revolved around nanotechnology and implants to improve biological functions of organic life-forms. The paperwork was talking about some nanotech that supposedly cures various types of brain cancer. That was his hot ticket. Curing cancer, the dreams of scientists for centuries! He would be the one to realize it!
Looking at the papers, he noticed human trials weren't slated for more than a year. No, that wouldn't do! He needed to speed up this process…do something daring. He signed the papers giving the order to begin human trials today.