THE ADVENTURESOF FELIX AND DEMETRI

by Jordan-of-forksx

Felix and Demetri (who arebest friends and members of the Volturi guard) cause lots of trouble , this stroy includs : Unicorns and Pegasu's , Heidi's bra ,Caius and squirells ,a bath full of pinkness and Jane and the tellytubbies? Random and funny After Breaking Dawn Part 2 , it is just a random story of whathappens when two best friendswho happen to be vampires in Volturi r bord

2. Chapter 2-The new Volturi members

After this , I have one last story to update and I'll of officially updated all of my stories in a day (except Jacobs Easter treat – my Easter treat for you guys , as that is a completed one shot !

I don't own twilight :(

THE ADVENTURES OF FELIX AND DEMETRI !

Felix's POV

"Demetri , my fine , feathered , friend , I am bored !" I announced to my best friend .

"Felix , my fine , feline , friend , how about a walk in the forest and visiting the animals?" Demetri suggested .

"What a fantastic idea ! I am still in an animal mood after we built our own Unicorn farm !"

"Me too! Let's go!" He said .

With that , we both ran off and headed to the forest !

"Hello Animals!" We both said .

"Ooh look Squirrels !" I said .

"Want to take them home?" Demetri said .

"Yes , let's go." We picked up the squirrels and took them home .

"Caius ? Look!" We showed our master our new pets and he looked repulsed !

"WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU GOT THOSE FILTHY NO GOOD SHITS IN MY GRAND CASTLE YOU COMPLETE MOTHERFUCKING RETARDS!"

"Cause they deserve to be loved !" We said together .

"FINE ! BUT IF I FIND SO MUCH TO AS A SPECK OF SHIT ANYWHERE IN THIS GOD DAMN CASTLE THEN I AM CALLING THE CULLEN'S AND HAVING THEM COME OVER HERE AND EAT THEM ! GOT IT?" He exclaimed .

"Yes Master Caius , no shitty castle !" We said together .

"Wanna play a game Squirrels ?" I asked them .

"Okay we'll hide and you come and find us , the game is called hide and go seek!" Demetri explained .

"Let's hide in Heidi's room !"

We went in Heidi's room and hid under her blanket which smelled like armpits ! Oh no wait , that's just Heidi !

A week and a half later

Caius's POV

I was sitting on my throne (my actual throne not the toilet , vampire's don't shit, piss or fart)

"Brother , would you seem to recall where Felix and Demetri are located ?" Aro asked me .

"There hiding from Squirrels ." I answered mumbling , not looking up from my book whilst I spoke , I only looked up to see the confusion on Aro's face !

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