Chapter 2: The Alliance
"Surprise asshole" Deadpool pointed a water pistol at Energy Man and shot, draining him of his power, and then Hulk finished him off. "Hulk like Red's smashing style. Hulk meet you again soon" and he was off…after face planting Deadpool for losing Energy Man in the first place. "You bet big green… What's this?" Deadpool stared at a now drained Energy Man "Huh?" Eliminate Hulk for reboot of Weapon X… read a note on the man's back "Oh, shit. Um, don't suppose you guys know anything about a Hulk Hotline?" he chuckled and sighed
"Yeah, yeah I'm talkin' to you! What? You didn't think I would notice? You've been there for quite a while. You could've helped you know… or at least the fucking AUTHOR of this stupid fan fiction could help!"
I'm sorry Deadpool…
"Yeah you better be! Never mind he left a trail…he took quite a beating." Deadpool pursued the trail of green ooze .
He found a now ruined building and went in to find a man about to be killed by a heavily injured Sabertooth "Oh, no you don't asswipe!" He shot Sabertooth in the head and Deadpool found himself in yet another predicament.
"You'll regret that worm!"
"No I won't! I own the next chapter! Right author? You're going down you schmuck! "
Fuck no! I'm in control. What are you gonna do about it? It's not like you are going to come to my house an-oisdgdsajlifajsjflsfjsdoa;lno;a
"It's my story now… Join us for the next chapter, Where I kick little McFluffikins over here's ass."
Sabertooth just froze. He had no idea what was going on. He leaped for Wade.
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