A/N: Hello, my lovelies! Sadly, this is the second to last chapter of my Big Brother story! It feels like it's ending so soon and I hate it! But, since it's summer, I will be updating my other stories. I'd REALLY appreciate that if you review this story, put anything I need to work on in that review, or what you liked about these stories. I love you all so much, and I thank you for reading my story.

"Hong Kong…what is this?"

Lying in the backyard was a folded piece of paper, containing one of England's famous burnt, hard scones. The food seemed invincible.

"It's a science experiment…" the young boy replied, walking over to the item. He poured some sort of powder inside, all around the scone. "When I tell you to run away, run, okay?"

England's eyes became wide as saucers. He could remember everything America did that began with that sentence, but Hong Kong wasn't that bad of a child!

"W-Why would I need to run?"

"Run!" Hong Kong commanded, putting a light match by the paper. The two took off and stopped at a good distance. Hong Kong covered his ears, and England copied.

The paper was up in flames, and suddenly, bits of scone exploded every-which-way.

"Scone…not…indestructible…" Hong Kong wrote on a clipboard. "Hypothesis…failed. England? Will you make some more of these? I have to test it several times."

"Hong Kong, what exactly are you doing?"

"I have to check the explosiveness of inedible objects."

England's curious face turned into a hurt one. He felt as if Buffy the Vampire Slayer had pushed a dagger through his heart slowly.

"Inedible…?" he whispered, falling to his knees. "So I see….I really am a bad cook…"

Hong Kong set his clipboard on the ground and wrapped his short arms around England.

"You may not be good at cooking…but you are a good brother."

And that was all England wanted to hear in his life.

A/NL .-. I have no idea what this was….