Author's note: Inspired by the Youtube video /watch?v=1qUdvvTwIg0 (copy that, do the site address, paste to the end)
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"Keep trying man, the Doctor said that one of his future selves will send us instructions."
"I think something's finally coming through. It seems a bit garbled though."
"One: Don't let me eat the Tardis..."
"...If something goes wrong, eat the Tardis. Now you know what to do."
"Sir, are you sure these instructions are legitimate?"
"They do seem odd, but how many times has the Doctor asked us to do something strange only for it to turn out to be just what needed to be done to save the world?"
The Doctor stood there and stared. Things were going to hell in a handbasket and the Brigadier and several soldiers were standing there gnawing on the Tardis.
It was times like this that he wondered exactly why he kept saving these creatures.