7:00, I woke up in my bed and look at the window, the sun is rising i should get up now.

I stretched and get out of my bed quickly because i know it won't let me get out if i stay with it longer.

I go downstairs and see my mom, my sister Shelly and dad, a simple and normal day just the way i like it-wait didn't i just sound like craig?! sigh nevermind.

''Stanley, eat your breakfast.'' my mom said to me as she cook some bacon; I sat in the dining table with Shelly beside me who stole my waffle''Hey! That's my waffle!'' i said to her loudy, great...it's morning and she starts to make me mad..just great...

''Thish ish my waffle now twerp.'' she said to me, she still calls me twerp even though i'm 18 now, ''Don't treat me like a kid Shelly'' ''Whatever twerp.''. GOD i hate her, well whatever their still waffles i don't care anymore.I ate my breakfast and goes to the shower, oh wait i forgot my towel.

''HURRY UP WITH THE SHOWER OKAY TWERP? OR ELSH I'LL KICK YOU IN THE ASSH'' my sister ''shelly'' told me, i don't care anymore about her in fact, i don't even heard someone talking to me, is their someone talking to me?

I go to the shower, man it's cold! i hate it, god! i don't like the cold water so i hurried and go out from it as possible. I wrap my towel in me and go to my room. The shower is all yours shelly, i hope you won't freeze to death.

I lazily open my cabinet and lazily get some clothes for me to wear. Again, i lazily put in on and then i'm finsish! ..their still 40 minutes before the school starts, i sat on my bed looking at nothing, y'know, spending the free time..well., its kinda boring doing nothing..i guess i should go to school now. i go down and walk towards the door with my bag back hanging in my right shoulder. ''I'm going now.'' i said to my mom, ''Okay be careful Stan.'' my mom answered me. ''Stan?'' my dad called me who is known as absent-minded idiot, ''Yes dad?'' i look at my dad ''what is it?'',

''Uhh..''

as i look at the clock, their is a little time before the school start, hurry up dad i need to go! ''Dad! what do you want?'' i said unable to control myself, ''Uhhh..nothing.. i just..'' damn it dad hurry and spit it out '' i just wanted to say.. Have a safe trip.'' finally my dad spit it out, ''Okay dad.'' I answered and get out from our house.

I walk towards my school and saw Kyle,Eric and Kenny, well i should greet them. ''Hey guys.'' I greeted them and put my hands in my pocket, ''Hey Stan'' ''Hey'' kenny and kyle greeted back, Eric just looked at me and didn't greeted back as i expected from a fat-ass. We walk towards the school and see the girl i like Wendy, yeah i liked her since elementary but i don't have the guts to tell her because i'm scared of her answer. Well theirs Kenny who has been friends with Wendy since her childhood, i guess i can ask him.

''I don't know anything.'' Kenny answered to my question, ''What? but you've been friends with her since your childhood?''

''Dude yeah, but i don't ask her.''

''Dude even you don't ask her you'll still know right?''

''Why don't you just ask her Stan?'' Kyle cut in, ''But, i-'' ''Dude you like that hippie bitch?haha!'' Cartman cut in too, ''Shut up fat-ass'' ''Whatever Jew.'' as expected, the two will start fighting..why don't they get along just one day? well whatever.

''So Kenny?'' i asked again Kenny; before he starts to answer the bell rang, goddamnit i guess i'll ask him later.